“A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d’Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that ‘he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain,’ according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie ‘National Lampoon’s Van Wilder,’ in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.” —ABC News (US)

(Thanks to alanr for the link.)

If you live in Coeur d’Alene and you happen to see three teenagers walking around wiping their mouths, spitting, and trying to make themselves puke, you’ll know that those are the three kids who ate the cum brownies. No doubt those kids have a kind of perpetual nausea right about now. They’ve probably been drinking entire bottles of Listerine. Then again, it’s hard to feel sorry for them — not because one of them started the whole thing by putting peanut butter in the perp’s cheese sandwich, but because they were dumb enough to eat brownies that were sent to them anonymously. The article doesn’t say whether the brownies were sent through the mail or dropped off at their house or what, but what kind of idiot eats food without having some idea where it came from? Didn’t your mommies ever tell you not to take candy from strangers?

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