“Somebody was making nighttime visits to farmer Terry Patterson’s sheep barn in the 600 block of Big Mount Road in Paradise Township, police said. Patterson told police he saw the evidence of several sexual assaults on his sheep, but never the intruder. So he installed an alarm and intercom system. It sounded about 3 a.m. Tuesday. Patterson went to the barn while his wife, Cindy, called 911. Patterson told Northern York County Regional Police he peered in the barn window and saw a man assaulting a sheep, according to an arrest affidavit filed in District Justice Gerald Shoemaker’s office. Bruce Charles Englar, 53, of the 4600 block of Bentz Road in North Codorus Township, is charged with felony burglary for entering a building with the intention of committing a crime, namely, having sexual intercourse with a sheep.” —York Daily Record (US)

(Thanks to alanr for the link.)

Whether bestiality delights or disgusts you, it’s never exactly surprising to hear of a farmer who gives in to the temptation presented by a tantalizing animal orifice. “Farmers are around animals all the time,” you think to yourself. “I can imagine why a farmer would think of relieving himself in a sheep cunt or cow ass. People do weirder things to get off, and it’s got to be more pleasurable than some kind of plastic love doll.”

But at the same time, it’s one thing if you’ve got a barn full of animals and you give in to a moment of weakness. It’s relatively low-risk, since they’re your animals. Nobody but you is going to see the signs of sexual assault, and if you really hurt some poor beast you can always slaughter and eat it. But it’s another thing altogether if you’re sneaking around to your neighbors’ barns to indulge in your longings for sheep booty. Once you start trespassing, you’re dramatically increasing the risk of getting caught — and though getting caught screwing an animal usually doesn’t entail much in the way of legal consequences, just think of the social ramifications. Either you have to move out of town or forever be stigmatized as the sheep fucker. And pity the children of any guy who gets caught with his pants down in his neighbor’s barn. Those poor kids won’t hear the end of it. Every day they go to school they’ll be taunted by their vicious little schoolmates: “Your daddy’s a sheep fucker, nah nah nah nah naaaah.”

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