‘We Cannot Make Your Wife Have Sex with You’
“A frustrated husband in China dialled 999 when his wife refused to have sex with him. He told an emergency operator he needed police assistance because it had been 28 days since his wife had slept with him. Police, however, declined his pleas for them to persuade the woman to have sex with him, according to the Dahe Daily newspaper in China’s central Henan province. The husband was in an amorous mood after drinking a bottle of wine but failed in his attempts to lure his wife to bed.” —Independent Online (South Africa)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
You can see how a drunk mind might find it perfectly logical to call the cops when his wife fails to put out. “Women can call 911 when their husbands force them to have sex,” the guy must have thought, though in some inchoate way. “So why can’t men call 911 when their wives force them to be abstinent? After all, if the cops involve themselves with rape, it’s a tacit admission that they have a duty to police sexuality. If they can punish sexual aggression, which is taking sexuality too far in one direction, why can’t they punish frigidity too, since it’s a matter of taking sexuality too far in the other direction?”
It’s almost logical — to a drunk mind. To a sober one, it sounds somewhat absurd and makes you wonder if there wasn’t some other impulse at play. For example, maybe calling 911 (the American equivalent of 999 in China) makes for some weird type of phone sex. Sex is not without resemblance to an emergency anyway. Maybe for this Chinese guy it only heightens the urgency of the moment to get a crisis operator involved. Maybe the sound of approaching sirens mirrors the increasing intensity of the pleasurable sensations he derives from sex. Maybe he has violent orgasms and needs to be carted away to the hospital afterward.
Just a small error: ‘.za’ is South Africa. New Zealand is ‘.nz’.
It even says South Africa down the left nav :)
You’re absolutely right, Justin. The error has been corrected. Thanks!
Well then Im going to call the police and have
Johnny Depp arested for not having sex with me!
His not having sex with me has caused me many hours ..years even of distress
also Id like keanue reeves, matthew Maconuhey,
oliver martinez sean penn, adrian brody, brad pitt, ed norton, for not having sex with me either
they should all be thrown in jail forever with the key thrown away
there total neglect has made my life a living HELL !
if i was him i would have gone to one of thoese Gasha girl inn’s
One, it’s “geisha”; two, you’re thinking of Japan, dude. They’re different countries, you know.
A person can lose thier mind trying to get their
‘other half’ to have sex with them. “You can’t make anyone feel a certain way.” I guess you just have to take in consideration that the other person might not be thinking of it at the moment. I know life would be simpler in that area if we could read each other’s minds. In most relationships theres usually an off-balance; (one person who wants it and another who don’t seem to want it.)
In any case you’ve got to give a little to get a little. -Learn what makes the other person tick, and/or what the other person is willing to try.
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