Sex-Mad Deer Kills a Farmer
“A farmer was gored to death after being attacked by a sex-crazed deer. A second man was seriously injured by the stag which was shot dead by a police marksman. Clifford Colling, 73, was found in a pen where his deer were being kept during the rutting season — which is when deer become sexually active. The pensioner from Hunmanby Gap, near Filey, North Yorks, died in hospital. Police said: ‘It appears the farmer was attacked by the stag.’ The British Deer Society, warned: ‘Most of the year stags are big gormless lumps but during the rutting season they become aggressive.’” —Daily Mirror (UK)
If you were kept in a pen during your rutting season, you’d be likely to assault your jailer too. Presumably the stag was so mad with sexual frustration that he just charged the farmer with his antlers. Hopefully it wasn’t a case where the stag tried to mount the poor old guy — it’s one thing to have a dog hump your foot or your leg, quite another to have a crazy deer try to backdoor you. In fact, it raises a tough question. Which is worse: to be gored and killed by a deer? Or sodomized by one? At an advanced age, the former option may well be preferable.
He got what his hand called for.
Hey,, for me,, I’d made sure,, he wasn’t all that fustrated, in the first place. Getting mounted and “bred” by buck deer,, is something, I’ve done, before.
EWWWY!!! HORNY DEER!
Well, if you lock up a stag and don’t give him sexual outlet, that is what you deserve. No intack animal should be prohibited from having the orgasm they need (and deserve) to keep their frustration down.
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