“I Gave It a Wank”
“Outraged viewers blasted TV channel Five yesterday for showing David Beckham scandal girl Rebecca Loos pleasuring a pig. The sickening act — in reality show The Farm — was branded ‘bestiality on the box‘. The brunette, 27, stimulated the boar for ten minutes as she collected a flask of semen to inseminate sows. Loos later told fellow celebrities: ‘I gave it a w***…’ Loos — among celebrities acting as farmhands in the programme ó donned rubber gloves after she was picked to stimulate the boar in a barn and collect its semen. It took her ten minutes to fill a flask with nearly three quarters of a pint. Afterwards she told fellow celebs how the boar was ‘thrusting really hard’. She added: ‘And then I grip.’ Loos,Ýwho hit the headlines over her alleged fling with England soccer skipper David Beckham in Spain, also moaned: ‘My arms are aching.’” —The Sun (UK)
(If you care to see a hot chick wanking a pig, there are lots of pictures at the Sun. The last one on the page shows her smiling and holding up a clear bag full of pig cum.)
The obvious part of this story is that you have a relative nobody — Ms. Loos’ greatest claim to fame was an affair with soccer star David Beckham — using shock tactics to get publicity and attention. Ho hum. The less obvious part of the story is the interesting question that it raises, which is along the following lines.
If you masturbate a pig because it excites you, then it’s a sexual perversion. If you masturbate a pig because you’re collecting its semen for breeding purposes, then it’s reproductive technology. But what is it if you masturbate a pig for publicity purposes? Or to put it another way, suppose that you’re not a farmer, a breeder, or an animal fertility specialist. Suppose, however, that you perform the same act that they perform — you wank the pig — but you do it as a lark? After all, there are farms where you can take five-year-olds to experience what it’s like to milk a cow. Is it any different to take an adult somewhere that they can learn what it’s like to masturbate a pig? Can you even apply the standards of normal and perverse to such an act?
No if you wanna jack a pig off do it. If thats your thing and obviously thats Loos’ kinda thing. Its not really perverse but the average newspaper reader has a puritan/childish view of penises so they would find this news blurb provocative.
I don’t hear the pig complaining………….
That’s the same thing about my dogs, I don’t hear them complaining about be making love to them several times a week. Rather I do my female dog or my male screw me. Some times I do him to. He never complained either. He just lays there and lets me ride him til I’m done.
I agree there, wanking any male animal, really isn’t a bad thing, at all. I’ve done a few boars, in my life, too. I’ve also enjoyed the company, male dogs, stallions, bulls, rams, buck goats, buck deer and llamas, in whatever fashion, they prefered. And,, neither one, of them, complained either. :-)
Oh,, and when I clicked onto the link, to the newspaper’s page, that had some pix, I was informed, that page had expired-DAMN,, I missed them.
Check out plmovies.com to see the video.
this goddamn girl rocks - thanks Loos
not surprising really - if you can bonk a pig like beckham, you will wank one too.
Godamn that’s hot.
I’m getting wet just thinking about it.
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