Man Castrates Himself in Protest against Wife
“A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife’s long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources say. The unidentified man severed his organ in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment. “He didn’t bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis,” a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital told Reuters.” —Daily Times (Pakistan)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
This may not be the most common sign of senility, but it’s hard to think that it doesn’t hint at the onset of complete mental decrepitude. Suppose you’re mad at your wife because she won’t screw you. Begging and pleading do not thaw her frigidity or warm her cold shoulder. She won’t consult a therapist or imam. So what do you do? Well, you could threaten to get a mistress or blow your life savings on hookers. As a last resort you might even try to force yourself on her. But do you cut off your penis? The very thing in contention? Why, that’s not protesting her frigidity, that’s giving in to it! That’s declaring defeat and imposing upon yourself the most rigid terms of submission — unless, of course, you have some kinky sex fetish that doesn’t require a penis to get off. Maybe this automutilator liked to be fisted or something, and maybe that’s why his wife finally refused to put out. It can’t be very titillating to push your fist into the rectum of a septuagenarian.
Umm… he didn’t castrate himself, he emasculated himself.
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Umm… you didn’t mean pendantry, unless that statement required being a pendant. You meant pedantry.
Sorry, I can’t resist correcting people who are mistaken while correcting someone else.
Hemingway wrote a story about a guy who didn’t know the difference between castration and lopping off the prick.
I once read a medical report of a young mad who not only performed an orchidectomy to rid himself of desire, but when that failed, he attempted to remove his adrenal glands, and was hospitalized when that failed — his liver kept getting in the way.
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