Letterbox Perv: I Did It for a Joke
“A teenager yesterday claimed he was joking when he put his penis in a letterbox as a postwoman delivered mail. Matthew Reilly, 16, was fined £100 yesterday after he admitted public indecency. He shocked postie Sheena Gordon when she couldn’t get mail through the letterbox at his home. She touched his privates when she tried to clear the blockage — then called in the police… Bruce Bett, defending, told the court: ‘My client did it for a laugh. He now realises that perhaps it wasn’t so amusing. It was a joke which went wrong.’” —Daily Record (UK)
This is one of those stories where you can easily see both sides. From the postwoman’s vantage point, it was probably just the last straw — a final indignity heaped upon the thousand others that poor mail carriers have to endure. They have to suffer through rain and snow. They have to put up with dogs chasing and sometimes biting them. Why should they have to put up with sexual harrassment too? The poor postwoman probably suffered a real shock when she laid hand on the young man’s penis. (Interestingly, though, you doubt it would have been so awful if the gender roles were reversed. If a sixteen-year-old girl put her vagina in the mailbox, a male carrier wouldn’t have minded touching it. Then again, it’s possible he wouldn’t have noticed the presence of a vagina in there. He might have just stuck the mail in her slit and moved on to the next box.)
On the other hand, you can totally understand why this teenager thought he was pulling off a pretty funny prank. In truth, it is funny. The look of shock and surprise on the postwoman’s face must have been delicious. Watching her reach in, feel around for the obstruction, grab something soft, fleshy, warm, must have been hysterical. The guy probably made a dumb joke along the lines of, “Hey, lady, lick it and put a stamp on it.” It was probably a real laugh riot, at least until the police showed up.
That’s some funny shit! Hell, most women would be pissed at first, grossed out indeed, but laugh at it after a couple hours.
Now if it was me, being a guy, I’d of twisted his dick like a titty twister gone bad, giving a whole new meaning to blue balls. Now, that would’ve taught him a lesson!!
I demand that they have a line-up of the neighborhood boys. We can put a bag over their heads. I know I can recognize his wanker, I’d recognize that mole anywhere.
She should have made him cum and should have collected his sticky cum for usage on stamps for later.
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