MP Caught Watching Porn in Parliament
“A Croatian MP was spotted watching a porn movie in parliament when he was supposed to be debating road safety. He was allegedly seen watching an X-rated film on a laptop he had brought into parliament, local weekly Globus reported. One person in parliament who spotted the MP’s dirty movie said: ‘Within a few seconds he had the attention of all his male colleagues. It was very amusing.’ The MP allegedly spent five minutes watching the porn film before closing his laptop. No action is expected to be taken against him.” —Ananova (UK)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
Apparently boys will be boys, even when they’re politicians. Face it, road safety is a stultifying subject — you can’t get very excited debating the merits of speed bumps and stop signs — and when you present a group of men with such a tedious topic, naturally their minds are going to wander off in other directions. Maybe one or two guys go fishing in their heads, maybe one or two others daydream about new cars, but most of them do when most bored men do: think about sex. Any parliament or congress is essentially a group of men who — to all external appearances — are debating hot-button topics of the day, while inside they’re just daydreaming about hotties.
It’s no wonder politicians end up getting in so much trouble with interns and hookers. God, what raging desires must be incited by pork-barrel legislation! What boners must they develop debating tax code! With all the pent-up desire, why should it be any surprise that some horny old policy wonk pulls out a laptop with a porno movie? Probably it’s a great relief to everybody. They can set up a circle jerk, filibuster the day’s issues, and whip out their — uh — caucuses, and, you know, bang heads.
What a crazy world! There are porn stars who run for political office, politicians who watch porn in office. It can’t be long before all the lines separating the two worlds disappear — and that would probably be a good thing. Why? Because politicians screw us and porn stars screw for us, and really we’d rather have it the other way around — we’d rather screw the porn stars while the politicians screw each other in front of us.
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