Man Molests Mutt
“Police are searching for an Elburn man charged with molesting a pit bull-boxer mix. A warrant was issued for Daniel J. Joyner, 27, of 40W019 Hughes Road in Elburn Thursday after a 2 1/2-week investigation into complaints from the dog’s owner, a Geneva woman, that Joyner injured the animal in June after having sex with it in Geneva. Joyner faces felony charges of engaging in sexual conduct with an animal and criminal damage to property. He could face up to nine years in prison and $75,000 but is also eligible for probation. The dog has recovered and is back with its owner.” — Daily Herald (US)
Apparently pit bulls and boxers are crossbred with the idea that the boxer ameliorates the pit bull’s aggressive tendencies. Still, it must take some nerve to molest one. How do you know, as you do whatever nasty thing you do to it, that the pit bull side of the dog’s personality won’t take over and maul you? After all, a pit bull is not the type of dog you want to tangle with — unless maybe you’ve got some hybrid fetish of bestiality and masochism. The stereotypical masochist wants to be tied up and beaten with whips, but maybe there are also masochists who fantasize about attaining sexual satisfaction by being bitten by dogs.
The obvious danger of such a fetish, though, is that with a dog it’s not easy to have a “safe word,” an agreed-upon signal that indicates you’ve slipped over the line between masochistic pleasure and real pain. Maybe the dog could be taught a safe word — if you say “heel,” for example, it means he should stop biting you. But how many dog bites would you have to endure before you could be sure he really understood?
call this guy http://www.google.com/search?q=%22daniel+joyner%22+illinois&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
And, yes, this is the same guy. Look at the address google gives and compare it to the one in the article.
Sounds like Rick Santorum got to him. My dear God. It’s so sad.
It seems that dog sex is becoming the new fasion. I personaly know someone that loves to indulge in a nightly ritual of anal intercourse with his black lab. When he is finished with the deed he always gives the dog some beer and a smoke.
I’ve loved my dogs for 28 years and have married before. I’d take dogs over humans any day. Dogs are much better friends, companions, and lovers then any woman. Dog as lovers smell, tastes,looks and screws far better then any woman I’ve been with. Dogs are Truly Mans Best Friends and Lover. I love my dogs very dearly, and would never do anything to ever hurt them or abuse them. they love what relationship that we have together. And no one can change that. i don’t care what people think, dogs are the greatest. Gays and lesbians can do it, why can’t we do it. as long as we don’t harm the dog, what business is it to the people anyway.
Hey now that something to remember there. I agree with John. He is right, what business is it to other with he and other want to endulge in passionate sex with their dogs. As long a sthe animals’ are not hurt. Keep your nose out of their sex life. I’m into the same thing as john and yes it is the best relationship I ever had. So for whoever don’t like it, don’t look at it, a leave us lone, that’s all we want anyway, to be with our lover, our dogs in our own life and world to love each other.
A dog will never bit you if you treat them right with love. If they are horny and want sex then they will let you mate with them. If they are not ready for sex, thenyou deserve what you get from the dog or who ever catches you.
YOU ARE ALL FREAKING DISGUSTING, AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!! FREAKS
Ya, what John said. About the animal being injured by sex, i completely believe that the dog will not be hurt at all by sex if you do it right. You cant just jam it all in and hump her brains out, you got to work her in so she wont be hurt the first time you penetrate. I also agree completely about the dog being better than a woman on most things, just think about it. Oh for “normal”, go fuck a dog, you might like it!
Cheers.
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