“Hapless David Walker faces jail after downing 15 pints of beer and drunkenly shooting off his testicles with a shotgun. Walker, 28, picked up the weapon in his home after arguing with a friend at the pub, a court was told. He pushed the barrel in his pocket and walked into the street. But the gun went off, blasting pellets into his groin. He had emergency surgery and doctors were forced to remove both testicles, prosecutor Andrew Hatton told Sheffield Crown Court… Mr Syed said Walker had no explanation for what happened, adding: ‘His mind was a blank.’”Ý — The Sun (UK)

(Thanks to alanr for the link.)

Stories like this demonstrate why everyone who owns a gun should go through some gun-safety classes. At gun-safety classes, they teach you very important and valuable information — like, don’t stick a loaded shotgun in your front pocket. Don’t stick it in any pocket. Don’t assume your gun is unloaded or that the safety is on. Don’t point your weapon at people, least of all yourself — and if you do point it at yourself, for God’s sake don’t point it at your balls. You can shoot yourself in the foot or in the ass without doing too much damage, but if you shoot yourself in the balls — need the consequences be spelled out? Let’s just hope you enjoy your new life. Soprano, eunuch, drunk — you sound like a fun guy.

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