Comments on: The Masturbation Diet (or Onanibics)

By: zsouth

zsouth — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:05:42 +0000

Check out all the exercises dedicated to onanibics.

http://www.onanibics.com

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:41:27 +0000

My girl digs the taste of cum, and is up to to eat more cum this month (like a diet, even though she is not over weight).
So this is you guys chance to give my gal a mouth full !
Give it your best shot!

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By: lushie pownsjoo

lushie pownsjoo — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:05:23 +0000

Not only does this diet make you slimmer, but it also makes you younger! I was once a 90 year old obese man, who now looks sexy!!

OMG LOOK!

Before and after:

http://www.keepfitusa.com/images/main.jpg

These pictures are real, I swear.

By: NOONEEXPECTS

NOONEEXPECTS — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:54:59 +0000

Another technique I have practiced myself that I wish to contribute is fucking one’s self with a dumb bell. The anal orifice will be strengthened in this process as well as the prostate being sensitized to climax according to the masturbation diet. At the same time, it is also healthy and fit to do jumping jacks or curl sit-ups as well as sucking your own dick.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:54:49 +0000

so much for not having a hard-on in public. if i wanna cum that much, i’ll have to wank it 24/7.

SKEET SKEET SKEET

By: LUEZER

LUEZER — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:49:53 +0000

I TRIED DOING THE SITUPS BUT I CAN’T REACH MY WANG. NEED HELP.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

This method of loosing weight could work, but you would have to stop yourself from ejaculating.Like multipal orgasms. How many guys can do that? A few. Or you could try the ejaculate and suck it back in method. Like when you have a long hunk of stool comeing from your anus and youre able to suck it all back up in your entrails.