Cup and Gown
“Forget the convertible. A boob job is the latest must-have on your teen daughter’s graduation list. The number of 18-year-olds who underwent breast-implant surgery nearly tripled last year — from 3,872 in 2002 to 11,326 in 2003, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. ‘There is a trend in which parents are giving implants as a gift, including as a graduation present,’ said Dr. Stephen Greenberg, who practices in Woodbury, L.I., and Manhattan. Popular, well-endowed teen idols, like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, as well as reality-TV shows like ‘Extreme Makeover’ and ‘The Swan,’ have made some girls dislike their own bodies, experts said… That parents willingly shell out $3,500 to $7,000 for a daughter’s implant surgery infuriates Johnston, a registered nurse who claims her implants made her seriously ill. ‘They say it’s the girls making the decisions � but it’s the parents writing the checks. How is that any different than buying them alcohol or cigarettes. Shame on any parent that would endanger a teenager that way.’” — New York Post (US)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
Ladies — it is true that nothing causes men’s eyes to bulge quite like breasts that bulge as well. Call it an infantile reaction, call it disgusting male lechery, the fact remains that a nice rack will not go unnoticed by the penile half of the species. But consider this too. If you were running a business, would you engage in false advertising? Would you promise your customers goods that you couldn’t deliver? It’s a strategy that might work in the short-term, but in the long haul, you won’t have many happy customers if you can’t provide the services you promise. And so is it, ladies, with your breasts. Implants can look great. Sometimes they can balance you out, give you uplift, give you an edge over the competition. But you know what? They’re not good for much besides appearances. They’re not fun to touch — they feel weird, like there’s a big cancerous lump inside, a bowl of jello with a rock in it. They’re not fun to suck. They’re not fun to fuck.
And what’s more, they’re not fun to maintain either. Forget about their effects on your male audience. What about their effects on you? If you’re contemplating implant surgery, be sure to read the FDA’s latest report on breast implants. And if you read the report, be sure not to miss the section discussing complications of breast implant surgery. Check out the pictures of rupture and contracture. Contemplate the list of complications that include such sexy-looking pathologies as chest wall deformity, galactorrhea, ptosis, scarring, calcium deposits, asymmetry, latrogenic damage (ie difficulties producing breast milk), etc, etc. It can’t be worth it, can it? Do you want to end up with tits that look like Michael Jackson’s nose?
Well, yes and 20 years later they want breast reduction and lipisuction.
For our ancestral preferences:
http://www.hominids.com/donsmaps/venus.html
Venus Figures from the stone age, the paleolithic version of Playmate of the Month.
Desmond Morris contends that the breasts mimic the buttocks, sexual attraction having ben transposed from the rear to the front, lips of the genetalia replicated so to speak in the painted lips of the face, and the plump cushy buttocks finding themselves duplicated in the breasts, a redundancy devoutly to be wished.
If only these girls (and their parents) understood that from the evolutionary viewpoint they are simply trying to make themselves more sexually available . . . — maybe they do understand, and they are simply trying to attract a wide number of potential mates from with to choose.
You mentioned on a link to this page that, according to a recent study, up to 93% of breast implants rupture within 10 years. I assume that you got this from an incomplete news article, rather than the report itself, because the report itself pointed out that there is no database or study that actually confirms how many breast implants rupture for any but small population groups. They came up with many different rupture rates from different studies, the highest of which happened to be about 90%. This was in no way representative of their overall population sample, and in no way reflects the reality.
Look at it reasonably — if 90% of all breast implants ruptured within 10 years, don’t you think it would be a big story? At the very least, the surgeons who remove them would be reporting huge numbers of replaced implants.
Please search for related news articles, look at the original report, or alter your website to reflect the fact that the news article you took your 93% rate from was playing up the extreme high end of estimates in order to attract more readers. Even though you may be morally or aesthetically opposed to breast implants, I don’t believe it is justified to passively pass on misleading or erroneous information that happens to support your position.
YOU SAY 18 GETTING BOOB JOBS I JUST BOUGHT MY 77 Y O MOTHER A HUGE JUGG JOB
my x wife always hated my mother iam a jugg man and mothers juggs are a lot bigger than hers my x wife slide a pack of cigaretts between her 38″ d my mother slides a hole cartoon of cigaretts between her 48″ fff mellons i naturaly pull the smokes out before i jugg fuck her mother chain smoking as i hump her smoky juggs
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