“A woman hid a grenade in her vagina and smuggled it into a Colombian prison, where it exploded and killed three inmates on Tuesday, prison authorities said. The woman delivered the grenade during a visit to the all-male Villa Hermosa prison in the city of Cali and inmates were fooling around with it when it went off, said prison spokeswoman Lina Maria Hoyos. ‘A woman brought it in her vagina,’ she said, adding that guards were not allowed to inspect female visitors’ genitals and that the woman had left the prison without being caught.” — Reuters (US)

(Thanks to alanr for the link.)

When you first read that headline it puts a definite image into your mind — an exploding vagina. What a new kind of suicide bomber that would make, you think. Why strap a bomb belt to your waist when you can shove explosives up your cunt? And maybe add some nails and broken glass up your ass, to make the impact even deadlier?

But then you read the article and you realize that the woman had left the prison long before the grenade went off. What a disappointment! So you have to think a little harder about the whole affair — uh, the hole affair? — and imagine the details a bit more carefully. For example, imagine the woman inserting a hand grenade into her vagina. A hand grenade can be pretty large in circumference, not to mention hard and unyielding. It must have felt pretty strange going in. And which way did she insert it? Probably she wouldn’t have put the pin up inside her, so the grenade must have gone in upside-down, with the pin protruding a little from her vagina. Imagine if a rapist had jumped her on the way to the prison and confused the pin with her clitoris!

Imagine too what it was like when the grenade went off. Did nearby victims suffer shrapnel wounds that smelled like pussy?

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