“A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said. ‘The 24-year-old man, identified as Robert R, was bitten when he tried to calm his horse which had become unsettled by the presence of a mare in the vicinity,’ a duty officer in the Baltic port of Szczecin told Reuters. The horse went wild and began straining and bucking while pulling a farm cart through the village. An autopsy would determine whether the direct cause of death was a severed jugular vein or damaged spine.” — Sydney Morning Herald (Australia)

(Thanks to alanr for the link.)

It is difficult to sympathize with the victim in this case for the simple reason that too many of us have been in the exact same position as the horse. Who hasn’t been tormented by lust? We have all had those moments where we are so consumed by desire that we’d trample anything that gets in the way of our satisfaction. We would kill to kiss, murder to make out, shed blood to fuck.

It’s certainly too bad for the young man who was killed, cut off in the prime of life. But to look at the bright side, at least the horse did not, in its sexual frenzy, try to mount him. That could have been a worse way to go than being bitten to death. Horses have pretty big members.

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