Comments on: Tastes Like Chicken http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/ An Index to the Sordid and Depraved Sun, 25 Mar 2012 06:21:31 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Some Chick http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-26601 Some Chick Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:05:42 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-26601 Delicious! Delicious!

]]> By: Stan http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-1301 Stan Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:47:09 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-1301 Man, that is one perverted sicko psycho. Cutting a guy's Penis off, then eating it cooked. Ughhh. Man, that is one perverted sicko psycho. Cutting a guy’s Penis off, then eating it cooked. Ughhh.

]]> By: malebranche http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-952 malebranche Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-952 I've been assured by a mortician that human meat most closely resembles pork. And then there's the colorful moniker 'long pig'. There's some poetic justice in the assertion that humans taste like what many religions regard as a 'filthy animal'. And of course women would be all that much more correct when exclaiming that 'men are pigs'. Perhaps we are truly descended from swine, and not from apes. On occasion, the resemblance is equally uncanny - and it would certainly explain a few things. Perhaps we just haven't found that half-man, half-pig missing link...some creature that looks like a denizen of the Island of Doctor Moreau. However, the persistence of first hand accounts that we 'taste like chicken' just rain on my mysanthropic little parade. Can we call in an expert? I don't trust the palettes of these wackos, psychos and drunks that seem to end up munching on menfolk. Seems like these are the kind of people that think *everything* tastes like chicken. Will the Lecter with a little style please stand up? Surely we can call in a professional gourmand to settle the question. A pay-per-view event starrig Julia Childs? A special Halloween edition of Iron Chef on the Food Network where the worlds leading culinary minds battle it out over a fresh corspe (surely this is scientific research!)and are judged by the world's leading food critics? Now that's must-see TV. I’ve been assured by a mortician that human meat most closely resembles pork. And then there’s the colorful moniker ‘long pig’. There’s some poetic justice in the assertion that humans taste like what many religions regard as a ‘filthy animal’. And of course women would be all that much more correct when exclaiming that ‘men are pigs’. Perhaps we are truly descended from swine, and not from apes. On occasion, the resemblance is equally uncanny – and it would certainly explain a few things. Perhaps we just haven’t found that half-man, half-pig missing link…some creature that looks like a denizen of the Island of Doctor Moreau.

However, the persistence of first hand accounts that we ‘taste like chicken’ just rain on my mysanthropic little parade. Can we call in an expert? I don’t trust the palettes of these wackos, psychos and drunks that seem to end up munching on menfolk. Seems like these are the kind of people that think *everything* tastes like chicken. Will the Lecter with a little style please stand up? Surely we can call in a professional gourmand to settle the question. A pay-per-view event starrig Julia Childs? A special Halloween edition of Iron Chef on the Food Network where the worlds leading culinary minds battle it out over a fresh corspe (surely this is scientific research!)and are judged by the world’s leading food critics? Now that’s must-see TV.

]]> By: Morebid http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-953 Morebid Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-953 I doubt the penis would actually resemble any meat, as it's mostly made of blood. Not much bone or muscle down there. I doubt the penis would actually resemble any meat, as it’s mostly made of blood. Not much bone or muscle down there.

]]> By: hludens http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-954 hludens Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-954 O yeah? My SO tells me it tastes like snake. Of course she eats it raw, reeel raw. O yeah? My SO tells me it tastes like snake. Of course she eats it raw, reeel raw.

]]> By: hludens http://pervscan.com/2004/05/13/tastes-like-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-955 hludens Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000 http://www.pervscan.com/blog/?p=337#comment-955 (mercy) (mercy)

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