Home on the Range
“A retired farmer was caught naked at a secret love nest with a goat. An RSPCA official nabbed Richard Baskerville, 64, with the animal in a hut filled with cosy cushions and a mirror. Magistrates were told the white goat was held fast in a specially-built wooden frame and Baskerville was spotted standing behind it making thrusting movements. Baskerville, of Cannock Chase, Staffs, admitted breaching a previous cruelty order banning him from keeping animals.” — The Sun (UK)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
If you’ve ever had any experience with farm animals, you’ll know that goats will eat just about anything. And the funny thing about humans, apparently, is that they’ll fuck just about anything. Just ask the farm animals. They’ll be minding their own business, grazing in a field behind the barn, when a depraved farmer comes along to stup them. There’s no ceremony, no romance, no foreplay, just a quick thrust against the hind quarters. It’s so crass and unsentimental — so bestial. It makes the poor animal feel like it’s good for nothing but a quick roll in the hay.
But at least here you have a guy who appreciates his lover — who makes her feel like a real lady, even though she’s a goat. He built her a little love nest, a “home on the range” for their secret encounters. On Valentine’s day he probably bought her a little heart-shaped box of chocolate. Maybe he prepared candle-lit dinners of carrots and chaff before attempting to consummate his hybrid passion. Maybe he was even thinking about popping the question, buying a diamond engagement ring that he could put on her hoof.
This has to be one of the weirdest things I’ve read about on Pervscan, and that’s really saying something. What I wonder is, which member of the partnership was this love nest supposed to benefit? Was the farmer trying to set a comfy and romantic environment for the goat, or just trying to put himself at ease? Maybe it was meant to help him pretend that he was doing something romantic with a woman, but the wooden frame couldn’t have helped that illusion…
Goat pussy is the best pussy, my friend. Don’t knock it til you try it.
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