BMW Drivers Get Most Sex
“BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers… The German magazine Men’s Car found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after. Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.” — Reuters (UK)
At first sight, this story makes you want to rush out and buy a BMW. “Get me some of that action!” You imagine that every time you stop at a red light, a supermodel tries to carjack you and hump your brains out.
But on reflection, you realize there are a few different ways to interpret the data. The story doesn’t say that BMW owners attract more lovers. Rather, it says they have more sex — and this could be for any variety of reasons. Maybe BMWs just happen to appeal to a demographic that is more sexually active. Maybe they have big back seats that can accomodate a roadside quickie.
The surprise here is that Porsche drivers have less sex. You would think the Porsche would be a pretty sexy car — a magnet for the type of babes who are impressed by wheels. But then maybe that’s a myth and the only people who buy Porsches are the guys who really do believe it will help to get them laid — which would mean that Porsche owners have less sex for the simple reason that, with or without their cars, they are simply unappetizing to the opposite sex.
P.S. Residents of cities such as New York might find the whole correlation of sex and cars irrelevant. More germane to New Yorkers would be to find out what form of mass transit is the sexiest. Do people who ride the F train have sex more than people who ride the Q? Do straphangers get more action on MetroNorth or the LIRR? And what about city buses? It’s hard to put your finger on it exactly, but it would be easy to imagine that riders of the bus have the least sex of any commuter in town.
What this data actually means: BMW drivers are more shallow and concerned about appearences, on average, than the drivers of any other car, and are therefore more willing to lie about how much per week.
He’s got a point. The survey only says how many bmw driver say or want people to believe that they have that much sex.
I’m pleased to see someone else beat me to the punch on this.
My immediate Los Angeles-based observation is that in my experience BMW owners are most likely to be lying assholes with delusions of grandeur. I’ve known several. More than any other luxury car, at least in LA (car culture may differ elsewhere), BMWs seem to attract arrogant, pushy, demanding social climbers with an astonishing sense of entitlement.
I used to be a fairly nice guy but i recently sold my acura and bought a 540i with 6-speed tranny, 280HP and the kung fu grip. now i’m a complete asshole.
My dad left me with many great words of advice. But one gem in particular has stayed with me. As a shallow and impressionable teen, I turned to him one day for advice on what kind of “cool” car I should drive, a Mercedes? A BMW? Surprisingly humble and down-to-earth for a relatively well-known and very well-respected cardiologist, my dad answered me with a simple joke: “What do BMWs and hemorrhoids have in common, son? Sooner or later, every asshole gets one.” PS., He drove a Subaru. I drive a Subaru.
A BMW as a status symbol is sooo 80’s (gag)…..and connecting a car with getting laid is soooo 80’s (gag again)…….I wonder if there are shareholders of Ansell or Durex in upper management at BMW…………….
hmmmm….where to begin. being a BMW owner who only owns BMW because i happen to like the car, i think it is unfair to judge us for our choice of car, i know lots of complete bastards who own fords,vauxhalls/etc etc…..it is not my fault that the oppisite sex find it hard to keep there hands off of me, i think this has more to do with my rugged good looks and fantastic body than my BMW…..as for BMW owners having sex 2.2 times a week, load of rubbish, ihave sex at least 2.2 times a day …i love myself ….i love my car….BMW BMW BMW …..DID I MENTION I OWN A BMW BMW BMW BMW. my dads harder than your dad.
It’s pretty much all been said above about BMW drivers as a load of self absorbed narcissists. My sport is to cut off the asshole ones that I see driving badly. I watch the driver dart to and fro with nary a signal and as soon as the come up on me, I’ll jump in front of them it pisses them off! …it’s funny as heck, then to pour salt on the wounds, when they try to shoot past me, I’ll drop the hammer and all they see is four rapidly receding vette tail lights….
Damn, BMW bashing. Have you driven one? That is a good enough reason to buy. Sex is an evolutionary status symbol. We’re driven to propagate our genetic code… BMWs are built to be driven. I’d like to see the statistics on this supposed correlation between arrogant assholes and BMW ownership. A person can be an ass, a car can not. I especially like Bill N’s comment… “BMW drivers are assholes, thus, I am an asshole.” Hmm.
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