New Penis Grows on Boy’s Arm
“Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy’s arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident. The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire. Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin. The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik’s forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda. The cylinder grew on the boy’s arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.” — Ananova (UK)
(Thanks to hludens for the link.)
This is the kind of story where a picture really is worth a thousand words. Go look at the picture before you read on.
While the ability to cultivate a penis on an arm represents a wonderful medical innovation for anyone in need of penis, you have to wonder how long it will be before this becomes the next cool body modification technique for “modern primitives.” Not too long ago a photographer showed PervScan some pictures of a guy in Montreal who injects water into the skin underneath his forehead to form a donut-like protuberance. It was pretty freaky-looking and made you wonder, “Gosh, what will they think of next?”
Well, maybe this will be what they think of next. Grow a penis on your forehead. Why not? It will hang down over your face like a long set of bangs. Guys with oral fixations can suck on it, pacifier-style. Maybe some guys will tattoo it — put green scales on it, so it looks like a snake hanging from their foreheads. (These guys will call themselves MeDusa or Mandusa or something.) Other people will just use it like an extra finger. You can dip it in ketchup and then lick it while you eat french fries.
Surely though, they say it is a penis, but isn’t it rather merely a mound of flesh? What is the purpose of a penis without all of its workings? I assume the boy will not be able to recieve pleasure from the mound, no will he be able to ejaculate, so wha tis the point? Is it just to save him embarrassment in the shower rooms or is it purely for the bulge in his trousers? The only additional information we get about this is that he ‘may’ be able to piss standing. Goody.
i wont to have a look at a dick ples age 12 cos i am age 12 if u have got 1 can u sent me an e mail
love sarah
Serves the big dumbass right.What did he think he’d gain by pissing on an electric wire anyway? A new car? A bigger penis? Someone please enlighten me. Another wonderful act of the male gener. Makes me glad I’m a woman…..really.
Wow a 12 year old girl named Sarah wants to see a man part hmmmm? Sounds like jail bait to me lol.^^
ejaculate or not ejaculate tyhe most important thing is to piss how many old men can’t give a birthor have ejaculation prfoblems nd especially for a boy of 16 year old seeing with is better than being blind of both but does anybody knows if the guy can erect or no , does bloood pumps inside his penis and thank you and nice penis job from the russion federation
In response to ‘teela’, who called the unfortunate young man a ‘dumbass’ and that “it served it him right for urinating on an electric fence”, no where in the article did it say the individual urinated on the fence knowing it was elecrically charged. Ah….the minds of women.
Daniel..Why piss on a wire (even if it is unknowingly charged)? Can’t you just pick a nice tree or shrub..Why is the wire necessary? Heh..
Serves the big dumbass right.What did he think he’d gain by pissing on an electric wire anyway? A new car? A bigger penis? Someone please enlighten me. Another wonderful act of the male gener. Makes me glad I’m a woman…..really.
Teela you’re a fucking bitch. I’m sure it was an accident and the kid is young. Stupid feminist bitch. Go pleasure fornicate yourself with a 2×4 wrapped with barbed wire
Hahhahahaha… fornicate.
Wow… great idea, in the spirit of Spiderman & The Incredible Hulk… Boy mistakenly pisses on electric fence – undergoes strange transformation into hyper-virile superhero… Uses new penis to fight crime & help mankind. :)
Poor guy.. Imagine having no cock.. It beggars belief!
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