Soldier Ashamed by Donkey Sex
“An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today. The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village… ‘He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action,’ the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity. The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married… According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US 5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.” — Herald Sun (Australia)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
If your only alternative for sexual release is to cough up five grand — which must seem like fifty grand in Afghanistan — for a bride or to steal away with a donkey, you have to admit the donkey looks like a pretty attractive option. Why waste your life savings on a temporary pleasure? The donkey might not be quite as attractive as the local women, but they wear those head-to-toe tents anyway. Throw a scrap of canvas over the donkey and it probably makes a decent surrogate.
What this fellow really needs is one of those vibrating hand held vaginas and a copy of Afghani Slutz Without Veilz. For maybe US$39.95, he could have something to tide him over while he saves up for a real woman (a bargain at just $5,000 - I hear American women cost much more)and leave the poor donkeys alone.
A Afghani donkey’s life is probably hard enough as it is. Unless of course, like the recent Thai dog, she was ‘acting sexy’ and asking for it. Some donkeys are just slutty like that.
“Throw a scrap of canvas over the donkey and it probably makes a decent surrogate.”
Sirrah:: Most callow and unkind slur.
Clearly you’ve never seen Sharbat
http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/afghangirl/images/ft_hdr.0.jpg
http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/afghangirl/
Amazing photos before and after hard life.
Now take a stroll through Walmart — and see who could use a canvas . . . tent, that is.
(o shit that’s unkind too — it must be true that derision is often the sign of an empty mind.)
i like donkey dick
Hey there Sarah, I agree with you there, so do I!!
whats wrong with u sarah and cow_poke?
cant u find a real man??
Clearly whoever you are “===>” You need to ask “yourself” a more intelligent and decisive question before making an assessment of individual taste such as theirs. And leave them to their own devices.
i like donkeys too
Sarah? Cowpoke?
Contact me at my website. I have several attractive donkeys in my employment. I don’t charge much and the donkeys really like it. What would you like the donkey to wear? They look great in a thong!!!
Hey DonkeyPimp, I’d be willing to get in on that action as long as it’s a female donkey. I ain’t into that queer shit.
He’s not the only one doing it. look here http://www.oxygenthieves.org/main/content/view/21/55/
guess it is a growing trend
donkey dicks are hilarious
ive always wanted to fuck a horse or a donkey my cock is 18inches long and nearly 2inches thick ive mastubated a number of stallions any young girl who can take 18 inches email me at robharding13@hotmail.com
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I just love to see a good looking lass “getting the good news” from a donkey’s cock or better still a fine stallion’s. Big turn on, yes? no?
Maybe Sarah should show us how it’s done.
Hah. Weirdo.
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