“SARS fears have stopped the Chinese from eating civet cats. But that hasn’t turned off others from sipping the strangest of brews — one they insist is made from coffee beans eaten, partly digested and then excreted by the weasel-like animals. The story goes like this: Civets live in the foliage of plantations across Southeast Asia. These fussy foragers pick the best and ripest coffee berries. Enzymes in their digestive system break down the flesh of the fruit before the animals expel the bean. Workers collect beans from the plantation floor, wash away the dung and roast them to produce a unique drink that devotees might say is good to the last dropping… ‘Some of our guests said it was an aphrodisiac. It has a strong coffee smell, but different. There is a distinct odor and flavor,’ she said… Others just won’t swallow the claims. ‘I think it’s a big scam,’ said Mark Hanusz, who has spent eight months traveling Indonesia researching his book about coffee called A Cup of Java.” — Taipei Times (Taiwan)

You can tell how important sex is to people by their willingness to consume the most repellent garbage the moment somebody whispers that it might have aphrodisiac properties. Seriously, if you showed up at your local espresso bar and saw cat-shit coffee on the menu, you’d probably puke. But if the clerk insisted it would give you harder erections or a wetter pussy, you — or if not you the next guy in line — would buy three cups.

It’s astonishing the crap people will eat under the delusion it will make them better in bed — bugs, snake cocks, the velvet from Elk antlers. It almost makes you wonder if there is a clandestine cabal of coprophiles who spread rumors about the sexual potency of offal and excrement and then get off imagining all the people eating shit for no good reason at all.

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