“A 15-year-old boy has been sent to youth custody for three years after admitting a series of indecent assaults on women aged over 60. Danny Stockton, of Elm Drive, Crewe, had admitted indecently assaulting the three women, while another two charges were ordered to remain on his court file. Chester Crown Court heard yesterday how Stockton grabbed at the women’s breasts, exposed himself, shouted obscenities and forced one victim’s hand down his trousers.” — The Sentinel (UK)

As most men get on in years, their libido sags like a paunchy tummy. They attain that relief from the libido, that respite from the merciless urgings of lust, that can make old age serene. Presumably something similar must happen to women — and, if they can get over feeling depressed about it, about the loss of their youthful beauty, they must also attain another kind of serenity. To no longer be a sex object — what a relief it must be! Not to have guys groping you in the grocery store, rubbing against you in the subway, following you when you walk home alone on dark nights… What a relief!

So imagine the surprise of some poor grandmother when a fifteen-year-old boy assaults her in an alley, pulls out his penis, and squeezes her tits! It’s such a shock to the system that these poor old ladies — the youngest was 62, the oldest 84 — end up with the sexual equivalent of post-traumatic stress. They can’t sleep, they can’t eat, they’re afraid to go out alone. And it just goes to show you the fundamental difference between the sexes, because if a fifteen-year-old girl follows an 84-year-old man into a dark alley and exposes herself, no doubt he’ll get down on his knees and thank God for his last hurrah.

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