“Rather than anything to do with the old stories that used to be told to guilt-ridden Catholic schoolboys, the threat to young people’s eyesight is coming from the rapid proliferation of those afflicted with sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea and chlamydia. ‘Mucous membranes in the eyes and reproductive organs are structurally similar. Bacteria can spread from either,’ Hokkaido University Prof. Shigeaki Ono tells Weekly Playboy… Gonorrhea has particularly harmful effects, causing pus to drip from the eyes. If treatment is delayed for too long, the gonorrhea bacteria can penetrate the eye’s cornea and cause blindness.” — Mainichi Daily News (Japan)

“Do it and you’ll go blind” is what they used to tell schoolboys to keep them from masturbating, but in truth masturbation is about the safest sexual activity of them all (provided, of course, that you don’t try the more exotic methods such as autoerotic asphyxiation). Apparently the most dangerous sexual activity, so far as your eyes are concerned, is cunnilingus. If a woman with a Sexually Transmitted Disease sits on your face, her love juices can smear on your cheeks, drip down your nose, leak into your eyes — and then it may not be long before the pus starts seeping out, and if you don’t go to the doctor soon enough to get treatment, you’ll find out the hard way that there is a sick truth to the old adage, “Love is blind.”

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