“Artist Misa’s F-Cup Relay involved runners attaching an enormous pair of humongous mammaries that they exchanged with teammates instead of a baton in a relay race of one lap around Utsubo Park in Osaka’s Nishi-ku. Over 50 people took part in the relay and, though there may have been titters and jeers from knockers, most found the relay far from melon-choly and laughs abounded. ‘I got the idea after taking part in an art exhibition in Venice, Italy, in June,’ Misa tells Shukan Taishu, adding that breasts are an issue she keeps close to her heart… Though some may find Misa’s works udderly disgusting, and others titillating, she is convinced that she’s not making a boo-boo. ‘I created these objects because I wanted people to enjoy them,’ she tells Shukan Taishu. ‘I don’t think there’s a person anywhere who could get angry at the sight of some boobs.’” — Mainichi Daily News (Japan)

Sex toys continue to penetrate competitive sports. First it was rafting using sex dolls, and now athletes can also look forward to running boob marathons too. Despite the obvious symbolism of replacing the phallic baton with female breasts, it’s hard to say this represents any feminist appropriation of the sport. However much the artist may enthuse about maternity, it’s hard to believe that the sight of runners exhanging tits — unfortunately, no photo accompanies the article — could ever inspire much more than laughter.

What’s more, it gives a great cover story to would-be gropers. You could put on some running gear, dash into the park, approach the nearest female jogger and tug at her breasts. When she gets angry, you can apologize profusely and say you mistook her for a member of your marathon team.

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