Woman Breaks into Jail for Sex
“A Vacaville woman is accused of breaking into the Solano County jail to have sex with her inmate boyfriend. Lakiesha M. Jones allegedly crawled through a hole in the fence at the Claybank Road jail facility to meet with William M. Foote near the loading dock where Foote was working as a trustee. The couple’s Sept. 1 dalliance was witnessed by a worker at the nearby animal shelter who called the jail reporting she saw Jones having sex, according to a police report. Jones faces one misdemeanor count of engaging in unlawful oral copulation and one count of unlawful communication with an inmate.” — Daily Republic (US)
It is pretty easy to imagine any prisoner getting so frustrated sexually that he would stage a breakout just to get to the nearest brothel. But for a woman to break into jail in order to get it on with her boyfriend? That guy must be some stud. Or he must have some shlong. Not even Charles Manson, the king of manipulators, had women breaking into jail to suck him off. Then again, Manson is in a much more secure facility than the crack-dealing stud in this tale. To break in and suck off Charlie, you’d need a whole combat squadron to fly in on helicopters. And no matter how charismatic the former cult leader is supposed to be, it’s hard to imagine his old wad being worth a paramilitary operation.
Be that as it may, the heroic lengths to which this felonious fellator went in order to please her man has no doubt sent shockwaves through the prison system. All across America there are probably cons calling home collect to their old ladies and saying, “If you really loved me, you’d scale that barbed wire fence and blow me…”
I have to wonder, though, if this guy was so desperate to get sex in prison that he arranged a break-in, had he been exploring some of the more traditional alternatives for prison sex? I’m a straight guy, but even if I were a woman, I’d feel weird fellating a guy who’d probably been sodomizing random cons. Blecch.
did the dude get charged… i mean, he didn’t break out, but he was obviously in on it… unless it was a forced blowjob… yeah, that’s it, he needs to vlaim rape.
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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