Man in Women’s Underwear Hid Bomb
“Sgt. Daymon Blount of the Crawford County sheriff’s office said that, when he arrived at the site, he found a man sitting asleep at the wheel of a sport-utility vehicle. Blount said the man was wearing a bra and women’s thong panties, but pulled up a pair of jeans shorts — which had been around his ankles — when he was awakened. In a search of the vehicle, Blount said he found a large plastic bottle wrapped in duct and electrical tape inside the front-seat console. A fuse about 13 inches long extended from a hole that had been drilled through the lid. Blount said he asked the man what the item was. ‘That’s just a thing filled with gunpowder,’ was the response, according to the deputy… A state police bomb technician called to the scene confirmed that the device was a bomb.” — Yahoo (US)
There is probably a very simple explanation why this sleepy transvestite would have a bomb in the back of his car. Maybe he’s a domestic terrorist who was going to blow up some government building. He was just changing into his disguise when he fell asleep with his shorts around his ankles. Or maybe he’s a suicidal crossdresser, a man so deeply conflicted about his proclivity for women’s panties that he was contemplating blowing himself up — but then fell asleep before lighting the fuse.
Those are the obvious explanations, but wouldn’t it be great if it was something completely outré? Cynics like to say that everything has been done before, there’s nothing new under the sun, and so on. But what if this guy had conceived of some crazy sex practice that had never before been done on earth? “I’ll dress up like a woman, expose myself, light the fuse, masturbate, then explode and ejaculate at the same time!” After all, the male orgasm is so similar to an explosion or eruption that it’s not odd to think somebody might envision scaling it up, so to speak. Why not? Bigger is always better. If you have a pistol, you dream of a canon. So too with a cock. It can make you dream of a bomb.
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