Sex Inspectors
“British TV chiefs have revealed they are planning the ultimate in bedroom makeovers — by transforming sex lives. The program will feature couples filmed in the throes of passion. They will then be advised how to get more from their romps in the show, tentatively titled The Sex Inspectors.” — Herald Sun (Australia)
Really this is just the logical extension of love manuals into the new media millenium. It’s the Kama Sutra for cable, the Joy of Sex for reality television. Probably it will be as saccharine and good-intentioned as those wholesome hippy love books of the 1970s, with lots of emphasis on communication, consideration, mutual exploration, and so on.
But wouldn’t it be a lot more fun if it were more like Candid Camera? Have it so the couples don’t know they’re being filmed. Then the Sex Inspectors can rush in and humiliate them by exposing all their sexual weaknesses on national TV. “Bob! Don’t rush so much! Betty likes foreplay! And you, Betty! Don’t look at your watch when Bob is trying to come.” Or to make it even more amusing, make it Kafka-esque. Instead of using the Joy of Sex as a model, use the Penal Colony. Devise punishments for erotic flubs. Give lashings to men who can’t find a g-spot. Burn women with cigarettes when they don’t remove their rings from the hand they use to jerk a guy off. Whip, torture, and humiliate for every sexual blunder! Imprison for a faked orgasm! Execute for a premature ejaculation! Give those Sex Inspectors some power.
You may see humiliate all places. Not only bedroom sex.
You may see humilation all over the place but it was really good fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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