Get Wind Of This: Gas Kills Sex Life
“Nearly 1 in 5 people surveyed admit that embarrassing flatulence has halted intimacy. So much for unconditional love. The survey of 1,500 men and women also asked folks to rate the worst places for malodorous emissions. The top three: at a business meeting, on a date and in an elevator. But 78% said they have no problem letting one rip in the privacy of their homes.” — New York Daily News (US)
Everyone has probably had the experience of holding in a fart while having sex with someone, particularly if you don’t know your partner very well. Really it’s the considerate thing to do, unless of course your partner enjoys it. (And how do you know he does or doesn’t if you don’t know him very well? Perhaps the only way to find out is to let rip. Malodorous emissions may actually increase intimacy in the sense that, through observing how your partner reacts, you get to know him better.)
If you ever read the Marquis de Sade, one of the more shocking things is how much the characters enjoying sucking each other’s farts. There are deviants in Sade who do nothing but latch themselves to the asses of others, and it makes you wonder if we’re all missing something. Has the sexual titillation in fart-sucking become a lost art? Certainly farts don’t figure much in the pornography of today, though perhaps that is for the obvious reason that they’re not very photogenic. Maybe more people would suck gas if the act were portrayed in a stimulating and positive light. To visualize the fart, for example, a porn director could set it afire and then use the ensuing flame in an S&M game. Instead of burning a masochist with a lit cigarette, you could burn him with a lit fart, and maybe it would inspire others to resurrect the lost art of sex with gas.
Regarding your idea for a porn movie… I would keep your job if I were you. Don’t ever (ever) try to do porn movies.
As someone who actually has coprophilia I can tell you that your idea to “burn him with a lit fart” is more idiotic then it is arousing, actually it is only idiotic.
And one more thing, your theory that farting during sex might increase the intimacy (…) is interesting even if a bit delusional, though I don’t think that in reality farting will increase the intimacy in any situation. Unless you consider toilet servitude.
I think it’s sexy when a girl breaks wind. It’s weird. So what.
I read with great interest the comments made in ‘Gas Kills Sexlife’. It would be reasonable to describe my wife as being somewhat flatulent, & over the years this has been a boon to our sexlife. You could say we share an unspoken fetish !. I know from experience that as we lie in bed at night, whenever her ample buttocks start to rumble & ‘quack’ , that in due course she will become so sexually aroused
by her own farting that I’m in for one heck of a night
An additional point I wished to make on my previous posting, (before my system went awol), is that while I don’t in a sence quite share my spouses obsession with her, (& my) farting, I do find it gratifying the effect upon her sex drive !.
So as to farting, (& boy does she fart) during sex being a negative to my / our sexlife I would have to say no, – I benefit greatly from what turns her on. However the very idea of her, for example farting in my face, (& she has tried) is a most definate turn off.
I love to rip them in my girlfriends face when she is down there giving me oral. To see the look on her face when a loud wet one comes out is worth a kodak moment.
She doesn’t share my love of farts. She doesn’t even fart hardly. I on the other hand, have made it a sport.
I will never stop farting. IF I have to fart, I do. I don’t care what I am doing.. working, sex, whatever.. I let it go
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