“A man ended up in an operating theatre after his penis got stuck in an industrial bolt he used to try and maintain an erection. The 46-year-old man… decided to try using the bolt to help him keep an erection after seeing a porn star do the same in a film. But after slipping his penis through the bolt it became stuck and began to swell up painfully… [The doctor] told local media: ‘The penis was so swollen I could hardly see the bolt around it. It was a massive steel bolt and any attempt to cut it could have hurt the man. My surgery room soon turned into a locksmiths shop. I even called engineer friends to see if there was any way of cutting the bearing. I almost gave up hope of saving the man’s penis when I realised that I could make several longitudinal cuts and let the blood come out so that the penis could deflate. After that the bearing came off easily.” — Ananova (UK)

The moral of this story, aside from the obvious “Don’t try this at home” angle, is that nothing robs a man’s power of reason the way lust does. You know better than to put your dick into a big metal bolt, or an exhaust pipe, or an empty faucet. You know better, really you do, but there’s this little demon in your head, and the little demon says, “What if?” What if you do it? Maybe it will feel good. Maybe you will achieve some new extreme of pleasure. Maybe you’ll find this fun new way of getting off. Maybe, maybe, maybe — but it’s the little demon speaking, or perhaps he’s really shouting, since you can’t seem to hear anything else. The voice of reason, for instance, is reduced to a whisper, and you just can’t hear it saying, “Don’t be a fool. You’ll only hurt yourself.” All you hear is the little demon, that eternal optimist in matters of orgasm, saying “Maybe, maybe, maybe — maybe this will feel sublime.” That’s the way lust is.

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