Pig Porks Pig
“A former police officer is sentenced to pay NOK 8000 after being convicted for having sex with animals. The farmer who ownes the animals caught the former police officer in the act with a camera. ‘I had problems comprehending what I was seeing’, the farmer told VG. The farmer ran to fetch his camera as he caught eye of the former police officer who stood inside the pigs’ fence, half naked, fondling the pigs. ‘Suddenly he pulled his briefs down and did what I didn’t thought was possible’, the farmer told the newspaper. The farmer took nine pictures that he handed over to the local police.” — Nettavisen (Norway)
Here in America a not-very-nice slang word for policeman is “pig.” Consequently, when a policeman is caught porking a pig, it’s tempting to imagine that he already had some affinity with the beast — one pig porking another. But then again, if this were true, it wouldn’t be an act of bestiality, it would just be two animals getting it on.
The really amazing thing about this story is not that a man turns to pigs for sexual gratification. (There was another instance of this just last week!) The amazing thing is what the farmer did with the pictures. Why? Because if this happened in America, your first instinct would not be to turn the pictures over to the police but rather to sell them on the internet. That’s the enterprising American spirit. You’d make a deal with the guy allowing him all the free pig sex he wanted, on condition you could set up a web site selling the pictures — copfuckspig.com.
stop bulling pigs
Monogamy is note the law of God, but since monogamy is forced on us, and when your wife doesn’t want any for the last twenty years, then is it not normal for man who doesn’t want to cheat on his wife to pork a pork?
Correction: Monogamy is “not” the law of God
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