Cum Shovel
“Size is usually more of an issue but the shape of the penis is also important because it evolved to dispel other men’s semen, according to scientists in the United States. Gordon Gallup and researchers at the State University of New York in Albany showed in experiments using latex replicas, an artificial vagina and a cornstarch mixture that the ridge of the penis acted as a semen displacement device. ‘They found that the coronal ridge… could scoop out more than 90 percent of the cornstarch mixture (from the artificial vagina) with just one thrust, while a phallus with no coronal ridge only managed to remove 35 percent,’ New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.” — Yahoo (US)
This is a difficult story for a heterosexual man to read. It takes your penis and changes the way you think about it. Normally it’s your pocket pistol, your love gun, and you like to think of it shooting up a vagina. But this story suddenly takes your penis and transforms it into a cum shovel, a Pooper Scooper for other men’s semen. Suddenly your most private part has an intimate relationship with the ejaculate of multitudes. All sex is, to your anatomy, sloppy seconds. Your penis is designed to rub in other men’s semen.
No doubt some modern primitive homophobe will read this and react in disgust. “I don’t want no cum shovel in my pants,” he’ll say to himself. He’ll look at all the guys who pierce their cock, he’ll think of the increasing numbers who split it down the middle, like a hot dog bun. “If you can pierce and cut it,” he’ll say to himself, “why not whittle it too?” He’ll whip out a pen knife and start paring down the coronal ridge till he’s got himself a nice smooth member…
But then later he’ll discover that the coronal ridge has another, non-evolutionary purpose — a pleasure function, the ability to enhance the pleasure of a woman in the same manner as a ribbed condom. Without this, he is an inferior lover. Word gets around, nobody wants to sleep with him, and so in frustration once again he turns to his pen knife. Cutting circles around his penis, he creates artificial ribs, scars that function as multiple coronal ridges, and then he ends up with an even better cum shovel than he had before.
i think this is even more difficult for a hetro female to read. if this is how the penis evolved then it must have had a need. so, women let other guys get then even before the previous guys swimmers made it to the end of the tunnel. primitive chicks were sluts.
errm??! wtf!
no idea of the actual validity of this, but I had once read that for pre ‘civilized’ women, ie. cavemen era i guess, it wouldn’t be uncommen for a women to have sex 10 times a day, each time with a different partner.
Yes, back then women were trophies, when you went to war with other tribes you would steal the women and bring them back to your tribe to bear children.
None of this is true. The reason for the shape of the ridge is to minimize irritation on the back of the tounge and enterance into the throat. Otherwise deepthroat would be more painful than it already is…
Makes sense. The shape would act as a non-return valve of sorts.
It explains why things get so messy after I go back in. Not that I mind.
All I can say is that ancient women (and modern more promiscuous ones) must end up awfully sticky by the end of the day.
I think that the penis evolved the shape that it had according to the article. That seems to make sense. That seems to make more sense to me then not to irritate the back of the tongue, or the entrance to the throat, somehow, I don’t think humans had much oral sex in their early development.
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