Wife’s a Bitch
“Soshanguve is in an uproar after a man was caught having sex with a dog, and now claims it is his ‘wife.’ The owner of the dog, Justice Mloto, was stunned when the man, who cannot be identified as police have not yet formally charged him, referred to his dog as ‘his wife.’ Mloto said he no longer wanted his brown township dog and its two puppies. ‘This man must pay me lobola and take his wife and the puppies,’ said Mloto… Mloto said he watched with horror at midnight on Saturday as the man went away with his dog in his arms. ‘I followed him at a distance and only caught up to him when he was in the act of having sex with the dog,’ said Mloto. Mloto said he sjambokked the man and his screams attracted a crowd. He said the surprised onlookers also assaulted the man. ‘The man said he had been helping himself to my dog every Saturday night for the past six months,’ said Mloto.” — News 24 (South Africa)
Usually you think of these canine kidnappers as rover rapists, furtive zoophiles who force themselves on household pets and then abandon them to lick their wounds, their bleeding rectums. But in this case, you’ve got a noble pervert, a guy who wanted to do the right thing, a zoophile willing to risk prison and public humiliation in order to act with propriety and decorum. Obviously he felt that you should marry a girl before having sex with her — so marry her he did, even though she was a dog. It was the honorable thing to do.
And when you think about it, dogs must make decent wives. They are docile and submissive, like geishas. They are so loyal you can kick them in the teeth and they’ll come running right back for more. If they yap too much you can muzzle them. If they run around you can tie them to a stake in the ground. If they make a mess, you can rub their nose in it and hopefully they won’t do it anymore. And if they do, you can always send them to obedience school or, if they really misbehave, you can have them “put them to sleep.” Then you can go to the pound and pick out a new bitch, or maybe even two.
I’ve had my dog for over 10 years. She’s the happiest, healthiest and most energetic dog of her age I’ve ever seen. And she loves sex. I dare say that her health and happiness are due to the love and care I devote to her. All the zoophiles I know spend more time with their animals than most hetero males do with THEIR wives and children put together.
So to the author of this article, I say: Get a dog!
Dogs make most matching partners for women and so do the bitches ( not smaal ones) to man. If satisfaction of act is the keyword in sex, canines are made for humans.
Boy you can say that again, akinda and Dog Zoophile. I totally agree with you. If you want true love and repect in your life and along with fantastic sex, then get a couple dogs. You will be happier then a pig in shit. Dogs are made just right for us. Everything about a dog is perfect to have sex with us. The big dogs are the best. Their size works and aligns up with us right. The whole things is great. Even with a female dog. Most all female dog over 50 lbs that have had puppies and are in heat can and mostly willing to let a man mate with them. I’ve had a 11 month old St. Bernard that was horny, boy was she horny. She wanted it, and I gave it to here. At 11 months old, she was huge up inside her.
Open your arms and hug your dog, you may wrind up in bed with it later, or sooner then you think.
Wow I hope im not the only one that thinks this is and odd thing but what can i say what ever your into go for it, but i must say try to go out with your own kind, I know its hard to look away from them big brown eyes but come on lol
U PEOPLE R FUCKING GROSS, GET A LIFE
Dear no,
Zoophiles, especially the true ones, are genuinly loving zoosexuals; unlike bestialists and zoosadists, they’d never dare even think of forcing and/or harming their dearly beloved sex partner, because they love them so much.
Bestialists are those who force and/or don’t know / own the animal.
Zoosadists are those who hurt animals, and some commit bestialists, some are just cruel, and harm animals for the sake of hatred towards them. Not all zoosadists hate, they just pervertedly force and harm an animal, similar to a form of BDSM, perhaps?
Thank you for reading my comments.
Anonymous, actually some ‘true zoophiles’, have a male to penetrate them, and a female to penetrate.
In most occasions, male zoophiles find this as the best scenario, especially if they love both, equally.
There’s a dodgy part as to whether the zoophile loves both of the dogs, and doesn’t use one as an extra for sex, and was a partner.
But in my research, I’ve found true zoophiles to actually share their love and passions equally between their two canine mates.
But it seems having three or more sex partners causes favouritism.
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