Naked Paintball
“An offer to let men with paintball guns hunt naked women in the Nevada desert was a hoax intended to sell videos… Women’s groups and even paintball equipment makers were up in arms after Burdick announced plans to offer a new type of adult entertainment — stalking women who wore only sneakers in the Nevada desert using paintball guns. Burdick’s Real Men Outdoor Productions, Inc. also offered a $20 ‘Hunting for Bambi’ video.” — Yahoo (US)
This is such an obviously fun idea that no minor legal setback will prevent it from becoming the extreme outdoor sport of the future. (Why is it any worse than reality tv, anyway?) In fact, it will not even be limited to men hunting naked women with paintball guns. Probably there will be trapping too, naked women lured into bear traps by a platinum charge card — and unlike some mammals, they probably won’t chew off a foot to get out of the trap, especially if they think the charge card is real. And no doubt there will be naked fishing too. Imagine the thrill of baiting a hook with some Valentine candy, casting it out into a placid lake, and then suddenly you feel that tug on the line — you give a yank on your rod, trying to set the hook firmly in the young lady’s mouth, and then you reel her in and kiss the blood off her lips.
Highly marketable, that concept can easily be expanded into a line of video games.
Right you are, Natti. In fact, there are a lot of ways to expand on the idea…
Like if naked hunting/fishing/trapping really takes off, then it is easy to imagine a kind of Hemingway character coming along to sing its praises. Imagine one of those classic outdoor Hemingway stories transposed so that the prey is no longer trout but rather twat — or the big game is big boobs — and so on.
Then again, the downside to hunting naked women is that they don’t make for very good trophies. They don’t have antlers, so about the best thing you can do is scalp them.
I don’t mind the idea of being hunted naked by sexy men. But apparently paintballs hurt. Damn. Seriously though, some people are turned on by pursuit… Take away the guns, and its just a primative form of kiss chasey. Or is it the other way around?
hunt them real they are only bitches.
cut off her tits for your trophy.
rest feed to animals in dessert.
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