All I can say with my experiences is that dogs are more then willing to mount a human to have sex with them. I have done that to alot of different dogs. They come over, give a sniff, and up on my back for a ride and hump away til we are tied. I didn’t force them, just bared my rear to them and talked to them nicely. It doesn’t take much to mate with a dog. They are horny animals.

wow really? sounds fun! how can i do this… explain in detail!

Yes, to have sex with a dog is very easy. I have a rottweiler who started this with me from when he came our home. Somehow it had previous experience. And he gets horny a number of times in a day and then it literally tries to pin me down. He want me to pose doggy style in nude and humps me and comes inside me.

sounds fun

can you do this with any dog- even if they are neutered?

No, you can’t do it with a neutered dog, only uncut. But most dogs will mount a woman if given a bit of encouragement. You don’t even have to worry about birth control!! But you will get a VERY aggressive ride!!

yes i ahve an akita and he weighs about 85 pounds and that is a very rough ride!!! lol but i like it none the less

What happens. Their penis is inserted into ur vagina. Can u get pregnant from a dogs sperm.

I may not be a doctor or a vet, for that matter, but it is impossible to get pregnant from a dogs sperm, or any other animal for that matter.
If pregnancy is the goal, then you’ll need a man, but for anything else sexual,
then dogs will do the trick.

I would love to witness a dog screwing a human. Ihave pleasured dogs before to the point of ejaculation. I nearly got bitten by a great dane bitch that only liked me to go so far.

Has anyone done it with a saint bernard before. I’d like to hear the story because this whole topic makes me want to do it with my saint bernard. For everyone else who would like to comment could you answer is it safe and do you have a dogs penis in the vaginal area or your butt.

Also i would like this comment from a female gender and when i say saint bernard, i mean a really big and grown up one.

First of all id like to say,i didnt come here with any particular opinion.no im not a zoophile,im the first to admit ive never done it with anything but a man,but i came across this site thru a link from a completely unrelated site.i have read all ur comments and ive kind of gone over them a few times,thinking “what the”..but not tempted to write any reply as to right or wrong because,well i guess everyone is different and ppl do what they do.However,the thought of someone doing that did bother me in that,id never seen it b4 and i was wondering about the logistics of the whole thing,so i decided to go out and do some general research and see what i could find out.So i checked out a few different sites ,and did some searches,finding both articles and pictures.im wondering people why,in most of the pictures the dogs seemed whacked out on something and are just laying there with their tongues hanging out in a clearly drugged state while a woman manipulates them from behind? if dogs are such sexual beings and interested in humans this way..surely their not gonna have to be drugged to do it? and surely they would be able and willing to mount a woman like all of u have described without being held in place by some guy! or held facing away from the situation,with obvious disinterest and even discomfort at whats going on.
What it appears to me after going into this with an open mind,is that there isnt any willingness on the part of the dog,the animals are clearly being used and abused for human gratification and basically your all justifying your desperation by implying that something that cant tell u otherwise likes it.
Its pretty sad really,that the thing that relys on you for food and friendship and affection is being taken advantage of,and its even sadder that you think this is normal.

hi nice site, well by g/f whats to try but all we have is a fixed dog and that will no work? or do we need to find an uncut dog for her?

Anyone have any help for a guy with a female dog? how do i know when shes in heat?

wow this is great.
any one wants to email me about help with female to male dogs i have experience with my ex girlfriend and would love to share experiences and tip with other females

My male Labrador Retriever really wants to hump me and i want to mess around with him but im afraid ill get pregnant. will i?

Not if you make the dog put on a rubber. (Uh, sure, it would be hard for him to put it on with his paws. But maybe he could do like an Asian hooker and put it on with his mouth. Dogs like their own crotches anyway.)

is it possible to get pregnant from oral sex?

I am delighted about this oppoertunity to present
some true facts about male dogs copulating with humans. You judge wheter or no I may be expert.
Since I was eight years old, It has been my great
pleasure to be mounted by literally thousands of different male dogs of all sizes and breeds. I am
a 52 year old man but my love life is active while seving as a bitch for a Black Lab’ and a
Great Dane. So you see, at least you could say that I am quite experienced on the subject.
It might help some people if the could better understand the natural sex act between a male and female dog. When the male dog first inserts his penis into the female, he does not have an erection. A male dogs penis is thin and very stiff in its normal state. A good comparison would be a lead pencil which has not yet been sharpened. From the very first stroke of sexual
intercourse between dogs, the male begins squirting sperm. The ejaculations are thin like
water, the dogy seed sqirting from the penis similar to the action of a toy squirt-gun.
The male dog forces his thin penis as hard and deep inside the female as his muscles can mannage
with violent rappid paced blows, pumping his sperm deep inside of her. Soon after copulation begins, his penis starts to develop into an erection. Within a few minuets the erection is fully developed, and quite unique the erection is
too! Near the base of the penis a large “knott”
or swelling develops. This “swollen” area is typically the size of a lemon and can be as large as a mans fist with some dogs. During a successful sexual coupling between dogs, the “swollen area” at the base of the dogs penis forms inside the female, preventing the penis from being removed from the vagina. The two dogs remain linked in this manner - typically for
a couple of hours, but sometimes they can be hooked together for over a day. while the two dogs are tied together, the male continues pumping his seed into her, deminishing to a steady “drip, drip, drip” from the preceeding flood of “squirt!, Squirt!, Squirt!”.
It is my opinion that it is best to keep the sexual relationship with your dog as close to natural as possible. This means allowing his erection to form iside your rectum so that you become stuck togeher just like you are a real dog bitch that is being bred. Your blood will become doped up with a massive dose of dog testesterone. Prepare to be hooked together for a couple of hours if his penis does get hung up inside of you, and try to keep his semen inside of you so that the dogs animal hormones can be absorbed into your system.
I reccomend german shepherds, labradore retrievers, and golden retrievers as the best performers. Rottwielers have the massive strength to really hammer it into you along with the large penis to really make you feel him inside of you. A great dane just plain hurts, and can cause serious injurt to you if you are not carefull! I have been drug around the room on more than one occasion by a great dane whose erection was stuck inside of me.
It is best to become familiar with your pets penis before you allow him to insert it into you.
Feel free to masterbate your dog often, and start jacking him off at a very early age.
You may need to train your dog to mount you at first. This can be done by getting down on your
hands and knees in frint of your dog while you are naked. Try to back up under him from the front while reaching around and stroking his penis. When you are able to manipulate him onto your back, stoke his penis rapidly as you guide it into your opening. There will be a point where your dog will take over with such ferocity and violence that your instinct will bee to escape his attack. Don’t resist him, but accept
his penis deep inside. The real trick is to get his angle of attack just right so that his thin
stiff penis does’t poke at you in an awkward way,
causing pain and injury. Out of room. Good Luck!

I hope that my comments can be of help forsome of you. My experience at sexual copulation with male dogs began at age eight. I am a 52 year old man now and still enjoy being a dog bitch for the big dogs.
To understand more about the male dog lets look at the natural sexual encounter between a male and female dog. The male dog does not have an erection when he first inserts his penis into the female. Also, he begins squirting his sperm
from the very first stroke. The ejaculations are thin like water, and appear similar to the stream from a toy squirt-gun. The dogs penis is long and thin like a pencil. His erection forms as he is inside the female dog. The erection is unique in that a large “knott” about the size of
a lemon or larger forms near the base of the penis. When this knott becomes large enough while inside the vagina of the dog, the two dogs become “hooked” together often for hours - even days. It is best to immitate nature in this way
when a human acts as the dog bitch for the male dog. Allowing the dogs errection to be trapped deep inside your rectum is as natural as it can get for dog. Believe me, he loves it. The male dog continues to inject you with sperm for the entire time that his penis is insde of you. The
flow of semen dwindles from a “squirt, squirt, squirt” to a “drip drip drip. There is plenty of his ejaculate that he pumps out. Your whole body will be saturated with dog testesterone, while tiny sperm swim inside your bowels for days
after having sex.
I recommend the larger breed of dogs such as the german shepherd, labradore retriever, and golden retriever. The rottwieler is a good performer and typically has a large penis whis if allowed to form inside a humans rectum will result in several hours of intense pain unless you are able to pull it out sooner.
Letting a great dane mount me allways results in him getting hooked inside of me. A great dane is so big and powerfull that it is impossible to control the fierce violence of his sexual attack.
The entire length of his penis will be slammed deep inside you untill his errection feels like it will split your rectum open on the inside. You wont be able to remove his huge penis for hours, while the dog drags you around with him, painfully hooked together. I can’t help but let him do it to me again every few weeks after i have recovered, but while the great dane is pumping his sperm in me, I wonder why I let him do it again.
I recommend the novice to become familiar with the dog penis before allowing the animal to insert it int you. You can learn all about the dog penis by masterbating male dogs. You should start jacking a dog off while it is still a young pup. Do not allow a dogs errection to be exposed to the airfor long periods of time. The penis of a dog was never meant to be exposed for very long and will dry out. Be gentle when touching his bare errection. It is best to jack him off by pulling back on the outer sheath, and continue your grip on the sheath while strokeing it. You should lick his errection often to keep it moist, or better yet, encourage the dogs errection to go away by gently touching it to cause him discomfor.
I could go on and on but these basic facts and advice are plenty to help a human become a good little dog bitch for the big dogs. I welcome your comments. Please be specific. Ask me questions about letting dogs copulate with me.
Remember Dog is just God spelled backward. Tippy

you guys are soooooo ill. You think its fun to abuse animals this way? hello? get help. just get help.

Fuck you man, thats weired, you/ probally come back as a dog in the afterlife, and what about the germs people, you won’t see no fly’s on my trousers snake.. Now i wo’nt never root a dog but i’m willing to do doggy on any of you females. I’ll even talk dirty while where doing it. what about it.

fishwives prefer sex with thousands of male sticklebacks…they like to breed on my nipples.

My wife is 110lbs and is able to accept my neighbors old english sheepdog, completely, I have no problem with this. It does better than I can, so why not.

this shit is nasty if u want to fuck your dog dont talk about it on the internet shit that is nasty. go fuck your mom it is just as nasty as what your doing!

wish i were 5′5″ french-cherokee-filipino hermaphrodite, with seven” cock. would be purely lesbian zoophile. GOD!!!!!!!! WHY must i live my life in this shell………….

a guy can have sex with a dog right? ANd if he can is their a limit before you hurt it? and if u cum inside of it will it become pregnant?

if the dog starts bleeding? can u get a desease from it?

some one please answer my question!

ewwwww..get help you sickos. *vomits*

Are you people so ugly that you cant get real people to have sex with??

Oh dear…that can’t be good for the dog…wrong…so so so wrong…no doubt a good way to make your very own STD too.

I HAVE TRIED TO FUCK MY FEMALE ROTTWEILLER ON MORE THAN ONE ACCASION, BUT I CANT GET MY COCK INTO HER PUSSY. ITS REALLY TIGHT. IM ABOUT 6″ AND NOT TERRIBLY FAT, AND I KNOW THAT A FULLY ERECT ROTTWEILLERS COCK WOULD BE BIGGER THAN MINE, SO CAN I JUST FORCE MY COCK UP INSIDE HER PUSSY….WILL IT STRETCH OUT AROUND MY COCK, OR WILL IT HURT HER.

Can we say um-um!! I love a big dog cock in my tight little pussy!!

You all some sick fucks, go get a life, just cause you love em dont mean you have to fuck them assholes, and all you women are some sick ass hoes>!

PR, YOU TALKED ALL ABOUT THE TECHNIQUE OF DOG TO MAN INTERCOURSE, BUT, YOU DIDN’T MENTION IF YOU ENJOYED IT OR IF GETTING FUCKED BY A DOG CAUSED YOU TO CUM.

allof you are sick muther fuckers

I’ve been letting my dog fuck my three year old daughter for about a month now and the other day the cutest thing happened, he was dragging her around the yard with his knot in her and she was screaming and crying. ussualy while shes in this state i just shut her up with a nice stiff one in the mouth. Is this wrong?

no thats not wrong sound pretty fun

…Um….fuck…have you people never smelled dog shit? - why then would you go and stick your cock up lassie’s bumhole???!!
Women taking it from your beloved pooch, there are PLENTY of horny guys out there, dog or human you’re still sluts. Maybe u might pause to think about what lives and grows around the anal and genital areas of our canine companions?

PS - stiffy, i am laughing my ass off at your story - though you may hav inadvertedly inspired these sick fucks to go down to their local park to pick up some nice fresh 3yr old ass!

i was wondering if it is possible to have sex witha neutered puppy

u all are mother fuckin sicks, fuckin ur dog?? and stiffy, wtf you sick asswipe, letting ur dog fuck ur daughter, the shove ur dick in her mouth when shes screamin and cryin? whats a matter can get a girl so u deepthroat ur daughter???

Hey you guys, stop trying to insert your dick into a dog! When dogs have sex, the male dogs penis when first inserted into the female is about the same diameter as your little finger. The erection forms while INSIDE the female. Unless your penis is the size as your little finger (or the size of your brain - which would be even smaller) forget about even trying it. You will injure the poor dog. Anyone should be able to realize that if you are causing the dog to bleed, then you are causing injury.

Morphious 421
The experience is a mixture of pain and pleasure. A person can be seriously injured if a certain degree of caution and skill is not applied. It is satisfying, and yes I have orgasm while tied.

My God Stiffy “I’ve been letting my dog fuck my three year old daughter for about a month now and the other day the cutest thing happened, he was dragging her around the yard with his knot in her and she was screaming and crying. ussualy while shes in this state i just shut her up with a nice stiff one in the mouth. Is this wrong?” That is really sick. I think someone needs to call CPS on your ass. As well as animal cruelty. That’s just fucking nasty and perverted. Hope you rot in hell for that.

IM SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT FUCKING MY DOG…..BUT HOW DO I GET HIM TO MOUNT ME OR TO EVEN GET HIS DICK OUT…CONFUSED PLEASE HELP

u ppl are all fucked and sick in the head i hope u all get help ASAP i mean wtf man id rather be gay then read or even think about the shit that you fuked up kunts do wif yur dog hope all u fuked up kunts rest in hell 4 da rest of youre lifes there is a god and he will fuck youse up 4 all this !!!!!

A note to Stiffy: U are a fucking retard…that is the most disgusting thing a father would do to his child. Did your parents do that to you too when You were little….if they did…then you must be fucked up.
She’s a human being….not an animal…you are some sick bastard….humans and animals don’t go together. so fuck you and your perverted actions when your daughter grows up to learn that she lost her virginity to your fucking mutt. I hate dealing with people who do this kind of shit…its wrong and yet they do it…I so hate your fuckin sadistic mind.

That goes with all you horny animal fuckers out there too!!! Live like the dogs and whores and bastards that you are. can’t believe that people can get so horny that they even screw their own pets. That is disgusting. An animal is an animal….humans are humans. This site is fucking sick!!! I’m out!!…and maybe I’ll be back to yell at all ya fuckin retards (except for those who aren’t animal fuckers)

makes me wonder what the family had the ‘Large Dog’ for…. and what they did with it after they taught it to screw little girls…

can you have sex with a female dog or is it impossible? if so can the dog get pregnant?

heres some needen answers for the missinformed.
for all you women,girls and men who think they are women,you CAN NOT GET PREGNANT FROM A MALE DOG! FOR ALL YOU INEXPERANCED MEN AND YOUNG GUYS THAT WANT TO FUCK YOUR BITCH,”JUST DUE IT”
SHE AINT GONNA GET PREGNANT,AND IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF BRAINS YOU WIL BEABLE TO TELL HOW SHE IS GOING TO REACT TO YOUR ADVANCES!IT DONT MATTER WHAT ALL THE VETS OR SO CALLED EXPERTS SAY ABOUT BITCHES NOT BEING SEXUALLY ACTIVE UNLESS THEY ARE IN “HEAT” THEY ARE WRONG!!!! MY EXPERIENCE WITH FUCKING FEMALE DOGS IS THIS,USE LUBE,BE DONT RUSH
HER,LET HER GET USE TO ALL OF YOU IN THE RAW,BE GENTIL AND USE YOUR FINGERS FIRST TOGET HER PUSSY TO STRECHOUT BEFOR YOU TRY TO STICK THAT HOG YOU HAVE IN HER.TREAT HER LIKE A VIRGIN GIRL FRIEND WHO HAS FINALLY SURRENDERD HER BODY TOYOU.
TRUST ME I HAVE DONE BOTH!ITS TRUE DOGGIE PUSSY IS WARMER AND SETS AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE BUT YOU CAN ACHIVE A FULL PENITRATION AND ONCE YOUR IN BE READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE.A DOGGIES CLITORIS IS 3/4″ TO 1″ DEEP IN HER THATS WHAT CAUSES IF YOU EVER FINGERED A BITCH TO POP THAT ASS OF HERS WILDLY.SO ONCE YOUR COCK IS IN HER YOUR GONNA STIMULATE HER AND HER HUMPING YOU WILL START.IF YOUR LUCKEY YOU WILL BEABLE TO STAY IN
AND LET HER FUCK YOU UNTILL SHE TIRES ONCE SHES STOPPED ITS YOUR TURN!!!THATS RIGHT IF SHE DIDNT MAKE YOU CUM YOU WILL CUM ALL IN HER WHEN YOUR PUMPING HER AS HER VAGINAS TRYING TO WORK YOUR COCK LIKE A DOGS KNOT. HERE IS A SHORT TALE OF ONE OF MANY INTER COURSES I HAVE HAD WITH DOGGIE PUSSIES. I WAS TRIPPING ON LSD ONE NIGHT AND MY DOBIE WAS IN HEATTHIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST ANIMALISTIC INTERCOURSES I EVER HAD WITH ANY OF THE ANIMALS IVE BEEN INTIMATE WITH. SHANNON COMES UP TO ME AND STARTS HER CUM AND FUCK ME ROUTINE AND BEING A HORNEY TRIPPER I GAVE HER THE ATTNION SHE WANTED.LSD IS ONE HELL OR A SEXUALL APHRDESAIC WITH FOR PLAY AND EVERYTHING I WAS INSIDE HER FORSEVEN HOURS IT WAS WILD SHE WOULD TRY TO END THE COUPPLIN AND I WOULD GET HER TO RE START HUMPIN ME. NEEDLESS TO SAY WHAT CAUSED ME TO FINALLY GET MY NUT THAT NIGHT WAS SHE WAS COMPLETLY EXAUSTED AND COULD NOT KEEP STANDING
I WAS HOLDING HER REAR END SO I COULD POUND HER LIKE THE BITGH SHE WAS. ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE STARTS CONVULSING AND PANTING REAL DEEP HEAVY AND FAST AND HER WHOLE BODY BECOMES RIDGED.AND HER PUSSIE BECOMES A VOLCANIC VISE GRIP ON ME AND I TRIED TO KEEP UP MYSTROKE BUT SHE GOT SO TIGHT AND EVERY STROKE I MADE SHE WOULD CRY LIK SHE WAS IN PAIN BUT SHE DIDNT BITE OR FIGHT ONY MORE SHE WOULD ONLY LICK MY FACE ONCE IT WAS CLOSE ENOUFGH TO HER MOUTH AND ONCE SHE DID THAT I JUST GOT TO WHERE HER AND I COULD LICK EACH OTHERS TOUNGS AND IT WAS SO SATIFING THAT I FINALLY GOT THE NUT.
NEEDLESS TO SAY AFTER THAT I PASSED OUT WITH MY HARD COCK INSIDE HER.I KNOW THAT YOU CAN BELIVE ME ABOUT ALL THAS WRITTEN HERE IF YA DONT YOU WILL IF YOUR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BITCH AND WHEN YOU DUE HAVE A COUPPLING WITH HER THEN YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM NOT TALKING SHIT. FOR THOSE WHO AER TRYING TO GET DOGGIE PUSSY KEEP AT IT ITS WORTH THE EFFORT,AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE BASHING THOSE OF US WHO ARE OR ARE TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH OUR DOGS I SAY TO YOU PERSONS THIS DONT KNOCK IT UNTILL YOU HAVE DONE IT. ONE LAST THINC
AFTER THAT SEVEN HOURS I PUT MY BITCH THROUGH THAT MORNING ONCE I WOKE MY SHANNON WAS READY FOR ONOTHE FUCKIN.
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. HAD BEEN UP MOVED TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

thank you ‘master of bitch fucking’

You people are all nuts,talk about sex on the net if it’s the normal way k but fuck canines that makes me pist,you people should a shame of yourselves,hope ya’ll burn in hell and meet cerberus hopefully he’ll bite your heads off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a dog freak but not in that way,canines are our friends not our sextoys

Omg, calm down guys:

STIFFY WAS OBVIOUSLY JOKING.

yes, it was sick and twisted, but quite entertaining.

I will try anything once

do you have any idea how fucking sick you guys are???all you men allowing yourselves to be fucked by dogs are all truely fucked up and needing help, all those men fucking dogs are losers and nerds being overly desperate and all you women fucking dogs are all sick whores who deserve to be killed.also, to stiffy, you are the most fucked up individual ive ever seen and YES IT IS WRONG TO LET YOUR DOG FUCK YOUR THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER!!!!ITS EVEN WORSE TO STICK YOUR DIRTY,TAINTED ONE INCH DICK IN HER MOUTH TO SHUT HER UP!!!!holy fuck i swear im going to get the police to trace your URL and get your ass arrested you piece of bitch shit

I was just wondering how do u teach a 3 year nutered golden retriver to fuck u up the ass? and suc ur cock? if u have the answer e-mail me @ ADDRESS DELETED o thanks lol and i’m 50-50 on the subject lol but keep it cumin its funny and educational lmfao

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I have a beautiful fiance. Today, she confessed to me that she has always been aroused by K9 photos on the net. I’m thinking about letting a K9 do her on our wedding night. Comments?

yuu ppl r fuccin sick n tha woman w/ tha three yr old gurl yuu need fuccin help yuu fucking dograppin shit eatter burn in hell yuu pieces of shit

Man Im gonna start my own crew and overthrow some laws and change the legislations of the age of consent down to 12 and allow beastiality.

look people i had just had sex with my dog i wanted some enjoyment but it was my last time and my 3rd time doing it i was just courious of what would happen i have read about sex but never did it
i dont have my period yet and i got a little sperm but did i get it only if we did it for 15mins will i get pregnant and if who ever anwsers this would u please be a girl but if a boy you can but only if you know
and i have one more question if i dont have my period does that even matter ?

oh and not to be mean or anything well i hope you all learn ur message and u all stop i am i dont wanna become pregnant even if i can so anwser my questions and get back to me as soon as possible loves bye

It is freaking obvious that all you dog fuckers are possesed with bad demons.. the worst is a few of those women if not all do have a normal stinking life where people see them as humans and guys even admire them too….i wish you all would have your pictures posted and people would know how sick you are… at least then you’ll get fired and decent people would take your jobs{if you have any} before you all get thrown in some mental facilities…..You are all needs deliverance cos even the bible says to not submit to an animal for sex. I hope you all eat your vomits too since you do everything else Dogs do!

Well…

Personally, I think beastiality is a bit weird..but whatever works for you. To stiffy though..even if that was a joke, it was a sick and horrible one. I completely agree with everyone who showed his or her disgust over it. Screwing your dog is one thing, it’s technically your property, you can do whatever you want with it. But doing that to your own 3-year-old daughter?! That is just inhuman and cruel. She is a living, breathing, human being, with her own free will. I swear, you should be put in jail for child abuse right away. And if it’s a joke, you have a horribly sick sense of humor.

And to everyone asking whether or not they can get pregnant or can get a dog pregnant, you CAN’T. Dogs are different species from humans, and two different species cannot produce offspring. If they are close genetically, though, like horses and mules, they can produce offspring, but only infertile offspring. However, dogs and humans are too different genetically for offspring to be produced. So, don’t worry about it. (That’s not to say that I approve of bestiality, just saying it won’t end up in pregnancy)

Oh, and don’t ask me about humans and monkeys, if anyone out there likes that. *sighs and wonders what is happening to the world*

Het guys all that is really sick. I just wanted to know how do i get my female dog to stop trying to fuck my leg.

i finger my dawg all the time she like it too

Hi everyone i well what can i say, i just got fucked my a dog. Today is my 18th birthday and my friends made me get fucked my 2 of their dogs. They told me they got a surprizee gift for me. And when they told me whats gonna happen i got scared and schocked. But they talked me through it and made me fuck those dog. GOD dogs are so fucking horny. When my friends told me to get on my hands on knees i though they were faking it. But soon as i did one of the dogs came and start to hump me, but he couldnt find my vagina later on my firend michell guided him in my vagina. I jus cant explain how it felt. It felt so good after he entered me i god scared then little while later i got hornier and hotter and wetter thinking that these two dogs are rock hard for me. My freind katie even let one fuck fuck my virgin asswhole. I never got fucked up the ass before my boyfreinds were always tried to fuck me up there but i didnt let them. But i didnt knew what was happening and before i knew it one dog was taking my virgin ass. My freind Michell put someething in my puss and ass that the dogs then started to lick me all over and i got real wet. i just cant expalin it but my friends dogs were great they fucked me well. I love anal sex now, i think i will do it again sumtime. My boyfriends always tired to fuck my ass cuz all the guys thinks i got hottest ass from my class. Since the dogs took my ass virginity i thinks its only fare that i only let the dogs fuck my up the ass from now on.

Beastiality is actually alright, of course as long as there’s no cruelty involved.

> “…..even the bible says to not submit to an animal for sex.”

Your point being…?
If we lived by the bible there’d be 12 billion of us already, all starving.

Can a male fuck a female dog?if so how?I really wanna fuck something an my gf is outof town.lol

its spayed. is that possible?

one more question.How do u get a dog in THE mood if it is’nt in the mood?

ok, this is weird ppls.I let a dog fuck me.A male dog.I am a man.I let it lick my ass an penis.Now i am very irritated.I can hardly do anything that involves rubbing my pants against my penis.Dogs fuck hard.I can barely walk my ass is so fucking sore.I would still like to fuck a female dog,if my penis ever feels like coming out again.lol That dog licked hard! :(

I’d love to be mounted by a St. Bernard or Great Dane. I see the neighbors dog (German Shephard) and dream about it, maybe secretly humping behind there garage. Has anyone done this secretly outside…

not with my neighbors dog.lol U should ask if they ever need someone to doggie sit.I am warning u ppl.If u ever wanna have a boxer ass fuck, its rough.I let mine ass fuck me an man did it hurt.

Audi
Yes, many times I have secreted an ‘encounter of the k-9 kind’ with the neighbors dog(s). I snuck into the nearby kennels of a neighbor who bred greyhounds for the racetrack. I delivered the daily newspaper to his house when I was 12-15 years old and arrived at his house before he got home each day during the week. I started giving the males hand jobs at first, but within a couple of weeks after I started jacking them off, I was on my hands and knees getting pumped full of their sperm. There were tree males, one was older and much bigger, but I continued my secret encounters long enough (4+ years) to see the two younger ones reach full maturity. I got mounted by all three of the dogs five days out of the week. I took turns getting hunched by all three, by the time the third one finished, the first one was ready to mount me again. Each dog went two or three rounds before he was sexually exausted. Most of the time the third round was a real short unenthusiastic session and hardly worth the effort. I took a lot of dog sperm during those years of my life. I held the semen inside as long as possible to let the hormones absorb int my system. I grew body hair and whiskers while very young-I’m sure dog sperm had a lot to do with that. It took only about 45 minets for all three to be finished with me.
Mondays were always the best and my session with the dogs would often go on for over an hour (due to them being rested up for two days). I got a double dose of dog sperm on Mondays for sure!
Anyway, to answer your inquiry, yes yes yes I have secretly visited my neighbors dog. I was never caught, and was very cautious. One time, it was only a few weeks after I started getting mounted by the greyhounds, by accident the biggest one of the dogs got knotted inside of me. His knott was increadibly huge-about the same size as both of my hands made into a fist. The dog couldn’t pull it out of me and believe me when I tell you that he tried and tried cousing much much pain. He was dismounted and turned facing away from me for several hours before we finally got seporated. I was so lucky not to be caught at that time. The neighbor was home and already had gone to bed by the time I was leaving his kenell.
If your neighbor has german shepherds, it would well be worth checking out. I very cautious though, don’t get caught. Try giving him a hand job at first, if he likes that then go for it. Don’t get knott tied untill you see how big it is, you might not be able to get seporated before someone comes along and cathes you with a big dog cock stuck inside of you. German shephers are about the best performers out of all the breeds of dogs. Their cocks are about as big as most people would ever want rammed all the way inside. Go over there and take him behind the garage. You will never know if he will mount you untill you try it. Do it the first chance you get. Wait till the coast is clear and go for it. I am so glad that I did it.

Well,all i can say is, my neighbor has a german shepard and i have been mounted by it.My pussy has been messed up since.Although its only been 5 days!But it hurts to piss. lol

You are all sick.

Yeah,sick. Aint it COOL?

Your website is under a ongoing investigation, i suggest you shut down the anonymous posting.

I think my gf has a dog fetish, but she never tells me. Something about her taking a long time to answer the door while her dog yelps in the background got me suspect of her. Ah well no wonder she doesnt put out these days. Sux to be me i guess.

Huh. Sounds to me like FBI doth protest too much! (thanks for sharing, FBI!…Thanks for confirming.)

Juliea, you hot sassy he-bitch. You, me, my place. NOW!

I did my cheseapeake. His penis turned out to be a whopping 6″. HIs penis got big at the end and we layed there for two hours. Than we started the process again. trust me my 14″ dildo doesn’t even compare.

EW I never knew that people had dog fetishes. well ironically, I find that you guys would deserve it if your dog got so excited he/she bit you in the ass HARD. and I bet you guys will probly like it too.

neways, quoting some ppl

” Screwing your dog is one thing, it’s technically your property, you can do whatever you want with it. But doing that to your own 3-year-old daughter?! That is just inhuman and cruel. She is a living, breathing, human being, with her own free will.”

a dog is not your “property”, it is also a living, breathing animal with it’s rights. You may feel like since you feed the dog and give it shelter, it owes you SOMETHING. But if that’s the way you feel, then I’m sure a dog would rather be a homeless stray.

quote 2

(> “…..even the bible says to not submit to an animal for sex.”

Your point being…?
If we lived by the bible there’d be 12 billion of us already, all starving. )

your point being? starving from what? food or sex? I’m sure with 12 billion people in the world, everybody’s bound to find at least ONE HUMAN partner for sex, unless you really are THAT deformed. and infact, if we all followed the Bible then there would be plenty of resources to go around, so please get your facts right before you make an assumption like that.

my cousin and i (we were both 11yo ) started fuckin his great dane bitch when she’d go into heat - she’d even position herself for us…

yes, sometimes it is possible to get pregnant by a dog. there is a secret law that few are aware of that allows hospitals that come across such a birth to secretly euthanize it immediately, and no paperwork or nothing ever gets recorded or is recorded as something else like an abortion or stillbirth.
where we live, some dog owners we see walking their dogs look unusually close to their pets. to make matters more suspicious is that they are often the same kinds of breeds that have been mentioned on here as being good for sex. many dog owners we see like to watch their dogs interacting with other dogs which often amounts to crotch, urine-pole or tree, and butt-sniffing. also, our city has a bylaw that requires dog owners to pick up thier dogs shit, so we see them stooping over real close to their dog’s feces to pick it up. they hold it for awhile too sometimes until they can locate a garbage. other owners simply fling the bags into the woods.

….(vomiting)…………YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO GO SEE A DOCTOR HOW CAN YOU GET HORNY BY A DOG SCREWING YOU? ITS JUST WRONG.

Wen I was a young girl, my mother married a man who raised hounds. Part of my after school work was to help him collect seamen for sale to owners of hound bitches. He would have be stimulate the dog into ejaculation, while he caught it and froze it. One day as i was just strating to manually stimulate this dog, he grabed me by my hair and yanked my pants down and forced me to my knees. I thought he was going to rape me. He told me to be quiet or he would hurt me. That dog wasted no time in mounting me and began humping me like crazy. I was a virgin and it hurt, and I was crying when my step father released me. I ran to the house, but never told my mother a thing, as I was so shamed. This went on for nearly three years, my step father letting the dogs lick me and fuck me, and still I never told. In a weird way, I began to think about it happening, and it didn’t hurt anymore, and while i was too ashamed to do it on my own, I allowed my step father to “make me”. As an adult woman, I have had relationships with men, but i can’t stop thinking about letting dogs fuck me. I am not with a man, but raise and show Bullmastiffs. They beg me to let them fuck me, it is awesome. How can this be abusive to them? When I let a male into the house, he will get to pestering me, and will not relent until I let him lick my pussy…by then of course, i am very excited, and allow him to mount me. I love the feeling of his huge knot inside of me, and I have an orgasm while he tries to pull it out. I can’t help the way I feel, I have tried to stop, but I can’t. Now, I would like to take it further and find a boyfriend who would be open to allowing one of my dogs to fuck him…or alow me to give him opal while the dog fucks me. Just writing this has made me want to get licked and boned! Gotta go! :)))

oops, sorry, that was meant to be put under a different listing. I in no way condone the mistreatment of the girl!!!!!

YOU ARE ALL SICK WHY DONT YOU USE YOUR OWN SPECIES FOR PLEASURE NOT ANIMALS……IT IS JUST PLAIN OLD FASHIONED WRONG!!! WHY DO THIS FOR PLEASURE IT IS NOT HEALTHY FOR YOU OR THE ANIMAL.. AND U CAN SEIOUSLY HURT YOURSLEF

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ANIMAL SHAGGERS NEED T O GET A CLUE!!!

I love to pull out all my cat’s teeth and force it to give me oral sex as put it in a leather studded thong; and then I have a friend whip me on the ass with a whip for great painful pleasure

…just kidding!! You are all sick, and I hope the FBI busts your asses for being sick animal fuckers!! I didnt even think that that many people in the whole world even did it! Please do the world a favor and check yourself into mental illness facility, you fucking drug atics who are such poor ass losers you cant get real sex.

to my fellow human beings that posted ,and proclaimed their abject disgust and horror Thank
you ! This shit deserves to be condemmened straight back to hell where it came from.I pity the suffering these humans will reap when held accountable, and I know that there is perfect justice waiting for your damned soul,and you should be Very afraid to die their are no lawyers on judgement day. Every second of your mortal life revealed for all to see and every thing secret revealed.You are not justified and you reap the suffering justice demands. and you are left with the hounds of hell as your Master 4 ever

I have news for those of you who are convinced that you cannot become impregnated by a dog. While it is true in most cases, certain breeds can cause human pregnancy. My girlfriend, (who just happens to be in the medical profession, a CNA) assures me that the baby she just delivered, which happens to have dark skin, curly, dark hair, and long sharp nails, is the result of her copulation with my labrador, which she claims I instigated. We were getting drunk one night, playing video games, when I only suggested, half jokingly, that she might try it while I watched. Well, she got pretty pissed off and stormed off to bed, and I assumed that would be the end of it. It was a few months later that she informed me that she was pregnant. Everything was cool until she brought the damn thing home. I was shocked, and a little sickened until she explained what had happend. Seems she tried my little suggestion one night while I was at work (damned these nite shifts), and this is the result. My god, how stupid. I can’t believe she didn’t use a rubber. Lss, now she says I’m a father by default. My dog has no money nor skills, other than the obvious, to speak of and I must pay support for the crime of nature she bore. I’m sorry I ever brought the subject up, and hope all you people who keep fooling yourselves that dog sex is ok will learn a lesson from my nightmare. I need to run get some more beer and see a lawyer.

First off allusuck quit talking religion on this website. If you were a god fearing good little boy you wouldn’t be here reading this story, so shut the f**k up. Second It is impossible to have sex with a female dog without hurting her. Most dogs will attack you when hurting them and she will attack what is hurting her and I don’t think you want a dog chewing on what your shoving inside her. And 3rd no you cannot get pregnant from any species other than human. Most of the comments on here are made up by the way unless they mention the horrible pain you feel when the male knots with them. I know because I found out my sister tried it it when I heard her screaming from her room and I came in to find her knotted with our Cocker Spaniel. Now if a Spaniel made her scream (granted she was only 13), imagine what a Great Dane or similar sized dog would do to some one. One thing they are good for though is licking your ass hole while jerking off. Only problem is they occasionally try to bite it. But for dear god don’t try to fuck a dog or let it knot with you. All you will do is hurt the dog (which is rape) and hurt yourself.

I must disagree with JRitter. What in the world are you thinking, John, telling people that their dogs are good for one thing, “…licking your ass hole while jerking off.” In my personal observance, dogs will not jerk off and lick a human’s asshole any more than you can jerk off and lick your dog’s asshole at the same time- Unless you find that used dog-food taste arousing. As a matter of fact, I think that dogs, while jerking off, fantasise about the same types of things that humans do. Except in dog’s terms usually.
Also, if you were any kind of a brother, you would go down to the pound and get your sister a dog who’s “knot” she could handle. They don’t call ‘em Cockers for nuthin’. And please buy her some condoms.

Hey Jenny,
Wish I knew how to contact you. We would have mutual good times!

has any woman done it with a fully grown st bernard. ive read all about the stories and id like to have a go. please someone tell me the story.

I can’t believe there are so many people who think bestiality is all right. It is sick, twisted, and inhumane. Get some self-respect and quit abusing animals.

Abadidea I meant while you jerk off, not the dog. Idiot. Second, what the fuck does she need condoms for? Idiot. Third, your an idiot. Idiot.

Hey guys, i was reading your comments on having sex with animals (obviously), and i have some to make myself. For one, how can you abuse a male dog if hes the one that mounted you. And 2, if they didnt like what you were doing to them, you would know about it real quick. I happen to have a female dog that i love very much, not only because shes a female either. From what ive see, dogs are more that willing to be satisfied by a human. Actually, my dog wont let you touch her down there without making her horney first. Shes a small lab mix by the way. And for the creeps who are her dissing, if you dont like it, then why are you reading all the messages. You will not change anyone’s mind just by being an asshole. To all my fellow animal lovers, cheers.

I was wondering about if it would be possible to get a monkey or ape pregnat or become pregnat by one ? with the theory of evelution saying we eveloved from apes shouldn’t it me possible to cross bread?

You people are fucking gross, fucking your dogs. eew. gosh wants wrongs sickos, can’t find your own pussy, so you have to fuck your dog. you beastil freaks are going to hell, so i hope u have fun getting your ass rubbed by satan, becuase u will like it. im leavin this place is so gross.

I wish there was some way to set the FBI on these righteous jerks who are reading this page, jerking off like crazy, and then writing abusive stuff at us doglovers. I had a rottweiler who used to come and lick at my girlfriend’s pussy (or rather, at the junction of cock and pussy)when i used to fuck her keeping her on the edge of the bed. It was fan bloody tastic, let me tell you. And i really like the idea of getting ones daughter fucked by a dog. Mine is 6 years old (the daughter, i mean) and the only problem is getting her mom out of the way long enough before i am going to follow in the footsteps of stiffy whom i would like to thank for the idea. Doglovers of the world unite. And let me add, it is quite common in Indian villages to do it with goats (who cannot bite and so the risks involved for a man are much less).

to pr or any one who can help im an 19 year old teen and want my friends dog ( boxer there are two thear ) and they are very horny but by what i read it takes time to mate with dogs and he lives with his dad and inever have tme alone with them i have a dog not cliped but no matter what i do he wont even mount me i did all you said pleas help any body!!!!!

CAN SOME ONE ANSER ME

help

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HELP ME

Newbie,
If a male dog doesn’t want to have sex with you then please stop trying. You are abusing the animal and it is wrong. It is OK, in my opinion, to try to initiate sexual intercourse with a male dog, but if the animal shows little or no interest then please stop what you are doing. If the dog TRIES to perform then give him all the assistance that it takes to achieve a ‘knotty success’. Otherwise, without sexual desire from the dog, your continued efforts constitute cruelty to the animal and sexual abuse. You are liable to be bitten, and I wouldn’t blame the animal. I was sexualy abused at a young age and would love to go back and bite the hand that abused me. Don’t despair, if you truely want a dog to pump his sperm into you, you will eventually find your lover. There is nothing else like it in the whole world, and is well worth the effort and patience that it is required. Good luck, and proceed with caution. Your reputation can be irreputably destroyed if you get caught. Have patience Newbie. Love. PR

I am looking for a good female dog that will be great to have sex with. What Kind of dog would anyone recommend?

thank you youre right

This is really disgusting!! You people hyave got to be joking!! This is animal cruelity..You All Should be ashamed, for you are far from being a human and you will pay for this!! I bet youre parents are proud.

I think stiffy should have let boys and young men have sex with her daughter it could have been understandable somehow. But this is bizarre. Indeed bizarre.

THIS IS SURLY THE END OF TIMES WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN GOD JUDGES YOU? HAVE YOU NO FEAR OF GOD?!! THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS HAPPENING IN OUR COUNTRY AND IN OUR WORLD, HAVE NO DOUBT THE END IS NEAR AND YOU WILL BE JUDGED FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE AND YOU ONLY. THERE WILL BE NO BLAMING ANYONE BUT YOURSELF FOR YOUR IMMORALITY, THIS DEPRAVATION IS A CHOICE THAT YOU EMBRACE FREELY OF YOUR WILL, AND SO YOU SHALL BE JUDGED. WHY? CHOOSE TO GO TO HELL SO FREELY SO ACCEPTINGLY? BUT IT IS YOUR CHOICE SO BE IT THEN

LEO pr said that german sheapeards are the best and pr if you can tell more stories they are good and can you tell me some tips they are very helpful thanks

ok, sometimes I fantasize about having sex with animals. But I always feel ashamed afterwards. So really I’ve never done it. And um, I’m just gonna stick to human females atleast 18 years of age. I’m just gonna say I respect you guys for comming out with these hard-to-tell secrets. I can’t hate on you because if I do, in a way, I’d be a hypocrit. And I dont wanna become something I hate. ANYWAY, get pleasure any way you want. Pleasure is a neccessity. So get it how you can. I dont really have a problem with Zoophiles…but I REALLY hate Pedophiles. Now then, I have a 3 some (between 2 female “goth” friends) to attend to.

U GUYS ARE SICK! THIS IS NOT THE ONLY LIFE U HAVE TO LIVE.U R ANSWERABLE TO GOD. DID ANYONE EVER TELL U ABOUT JUDEGMENT HEAVEN AND HELL? DID ANYONE TELL U THIS LIFE IS TEMPORARY BUT HELL IS FOREVER!!!????

im a newbie. i have a fully grown saint bernard and i have been thinkin about having sex with it. please give me advice if u r a saint bernard fucker!

So… what’s it feel like to have dog penis inside your pussy? If it’s good, I might just put one into mine…

samy if you still need assisstance with your dog then just let me know by email EMAIL DELETED. EDIT: i meant to address shirly in the last post

how can people from this site contact each other if email addresses are deleted

Stiffy that was freakn funny i laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants.

“Judge not, lest ye be judged.” You are entitled to your opinion, not your condemnation. Citers of the Bible, remember that.

helper, help me post ur e-mail address

Different stroke for different folks as they say. I know having sex with a dog is not for everyone, and that’s cool. Personally I love it myself, and so does my female Great Dane. She loves to mate with me when she’s in heat and I love to send my sperm to her egg’s, knowing they will try and fuse together. Any women here who has sex with her dog ever tried to get as close to being pregnant as possible? Meaning purposely knowing when your most fertile and letting your dog mate with you, while trying to get his sperm to your fertile egg? Would love to hear about it!

FOR SHIRLEY ;-)

A Woman’s Guide to Canine Sex by Susie

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Hi, my name is Susie and I am writing the how-to guide for all the women out the there that have considering engaging in canine-human sex but were unsure of just how to go about it and those women who would like to enjoy it more.

I consider myself an expert on the subject as I have been practicing it for over the past twenty years. In that time I have made love with hundreds of dogs and have found many exciting and satisfying methods. I have also introduced many other women and several men to the pleasures of canine sex. I hope that this how-to guide will help you enjoy your love making more.

There are two areas that I will cover in the guide: oral sex and vaginal sex.

Oral Sex

“Ugh” you say? Well don’t say that so fast. Oral sex is a two way street, most male dogs will spend much more time than a human male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dog’s tongue is much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can’t or won’t. A dog’s tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. How many of you have had a man give you analingus, not many I’ll bet. A dog has no such problem and if you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the back of your calves are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue.

For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.

For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have to give him full and total access to you. This can only happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed and then lay, the upper part of you body, face down onto the bed keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very important item to remember while you are considering what position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have him mount you this is not the position to use.

Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do for you with his tongue lets talk about what you can do with yours. I am well aware that there will be very few of you that would even consider taking a dogs cock into your mouth let alone actually doing it. I know there are many arguments as to why not, like its inside that furry thing and its got to be dirty. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have spoken to a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a mans cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it, how many men do you know that do that? If you still feel that this is something that you cannot do don’t worry as there are quite a few women who have never done it with a man.

If you are now ready to try let me just say this so that you may be better able to enjoy what you are about to do. I find that although there is little physical stimulation for me while I am sucking him off I find I have a tremendous amount of mental stimulation.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. For those of you who would like to try something a little more daring I recommend you lie on your back with the back of you head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over you with his cock within reach of your mouth. I say that this position is for the more daring because he may begin to hump while being sucked in this position and you should be ready if that happens.

Before I describe the best method of sucking him I would like to bring one thing to your attention. Most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it.

The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection. While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man.

Vaginal Sex

Good old screwing that’s what this is all about! There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man other than the dog can’t get you pregnant. When I have been asked about how to go about it the first time I usually recommend that you have a human friend there to help you. I know that in most cases that is not possible for any number of reasons.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time. OK you want to try the missionary position, you are sitting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs spread wide apart. Here comes your lover he sees your warm and wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body between your legs. You take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly fills you up you too reach climax.During the entire session the dog will cum inside you, lubricating the walls of your vagina. But when a dog approaches ‘real’ orgasm his penis will start to swell even more, especially the base of his erection. Now this is the moment to decide whether you should let him cum inside you and to let him get in a tie with you or not. If you don’t want to then you try to push him away by grabbing gently around the base of his penis, however it’s the tie that makes it extremely pleasurable, and by not coming in a tie with your lover, you won’t get the ultimate feeling. If you let him keep humping you his penis will swell even more, and suddenly he will stop with his entire shaft inside you, at the same time you will feel how warm semen spurts inside you, his penis pulsing. The amount of semen in each jet is increased, and the waterish and transparent appearance of it is changed into a more whitish liquid which reminds very much of human sperm. Just a few seconds later his penis reaches such a size that the base of it will be up to 3 times the diameter. You might think it will hurt immensely, this is however not true. the reason why it doesn’t hurt is that the vaginal opening isn’t stretched. The knot will be in your vagina where it’s very flexible, instead of feeling pain you will feel your body filled in a very pleasurable way.

If you allow him to put his knot inside you YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my lover put his knot in every time we make love.

Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him. This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. In the section on Oral sex, the last position I described is the one that I recommend using. You make one small change to how your body is on the bed though. Rather than having your whole torso on the bed you should use your belly button as the guide. To be in the proper position your belly button should be even with the edge of the bed. Now that we are in the proper position and comfortable, we are ready for our lover and here he comes. He will at first sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you he will begin to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he will do the rest. As the two of you continue he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time, If you want it inside you you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in. If you don’t want it in you you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that you don’t want his knot in you you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So if you have any doubt’s at all I would stick with the missionary position.

The missionary position will give you a maximum of clitoral stimulation. But you will also get stimulation of your clitoris and breasts by his fur, and it feels extremely exciting having his humping body in contact with your naked skin…

If you don’t get yourself off before the tie (the thing I like to do is to time my orgasm with the tie), you have plenty of chance during the tie. Due to the knot just inside your vaginal opening your labia will pout out, making the clitoris protruding very much from between the vaginal lips. This gives you an excellent chance to masturbate. It often doesn’t take more than a few touches due to the fact his knot is pulsing inside you, stimulating the clitoris from inside. It’s during these moments you can, if you’re lucky, receive something called Multiple Orgasms. This is something only women can receive, not men. During multiple orgasm, your body will be flooded by an orgasm after another, your vagina twitching and squeezing your lover’s penis uncontrollably for several minutes, leaving your body in a state of frenzy! This is the ultimate feeling a woman can receive from a penis and only 10% of all women will receive this ultimate feeling when making love to man. Now I know from experience that that chance is increased immensely when making love to a dog, due to the presence of his penis, and the fabulous knot inside, which gives unmerciful stimulation during the entire tie.

During the later part of the tie you will feel your lover’s penis start to get smaller, and you will also feel that his spurts aren’t as powerful as earlier. The liquid will also consist of less sperm and a more clinging substance. The reason of this is to ‘close’ the entrance to your womb, to create something like a plug to hold the sperm that has entered in your womb inside it. This plug has the function of assuring that a high amount of the dog’s sperm will remain inside the womb and to make a pregnancy possible. However, you can’t get pregnant, but you can enjoy the new sensation and the knowledge that your womb and vagina is filled with doggie sperm. When the dog finally pulls out his penis a lot of the sperm he has deposited in your pussy will gush out, therefore it’s wise to have a small towel or napkins to dry yourself. You might think that the sex act is ended by him pulling out, but you are probably wrong. If your dog is a ‘well-behaved’ dog he will do something that will astound you. When two dogs have had sex together the male will start a licking session of the bitch’s cunt, the reason is that this gives a signal to the bitch that the intercourse is ended. And by doing this the male dog starts the bitch’s aftermating reflex. This makes the vaginal muscle to close even tighter, and to hold as much sperm as possible inside the vagina, but also to create a plug at the entrance of the vagina. When the dog has pulled out of you, he will then try to lick you, encourage him if he doesn’t, the sensation of his tongue touching your used vagina, cleaning up the sperm coated entrance is like a balsam effect… He will be at it until no more sperm comes out, and if you want him to continue all you have to do is to squeeze with your vaginal muscles, like you would do when you want to stop peeing. This will make the muscles contract, letting even more sperm from your vagina pour out to your great sensation. Only know the intercourse is complete! I hope you enjoyed it!

NOTE: that when you end up in a tie with the dog, don’t try to use force to pull out his penis. This can be painful for you and can hurt the dog for life.

Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. I have been told that a dogs body temperature is higher than a humans and that his cum is even warmer, and as he cum’s deep inside you you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow mixing with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I found that while doing it doggy style as his knot pushes against the inside walls of my vagina it also pushes against the inside of my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.

AT LAST

Canine Sex can, as I told you earlier, be very enjoyable if performed ‘correctly’. There are a lot of women out there who have tried canine sex, and who perform it on a regular basis, with that I mean from once a week to several times a day… I hope that this text has illuminated the subject which has been taboo for such a long time, and I hope that you women who perform dog sex, who have wanted to try, or who haven’t even thought of it might find this text worthy reading.

Warning for pregnant or possibly pregnant women

Dog sex and dog semen can cause miscarriage.

Because the dog sperm which contains prostaglandin E-2 concentration and the length of the dog penis. Dog semen with a high level of prostaglandin E-2 can ripen the cervical orifice for miscarriage or premature labor. For the same reason, the male dog penis can penetrate into the female dog’s uterus to induce the uterine cramps for the “Tie.” The same mechanism can induce miscarriage or premature labor for a pregnant woman mating with a long penis and a heavy load.

I wanted to let women out there know, who was considering engaging in sex with a dog that a miscarriage is possible. I would suggest to you to be very careful, and make sure your not already pregnant before you decide to have sex with a dog.

i am a male and want to have sex with a female dog. where is a good place to get one and what kind should i get? how exactly fo you have sex with a female dog? if you can help me please reply.

I really enjoyed reading Susie’s encounter with the dog. I would love to know where I can obtain a DVD showing women and dogs having sex. I would rather see that then humans having sex. It gets me hot as all get out.

I wished my wife liked to see dogs and women going at it. It thrills me to see them fu—–

Thank you so much Susie for your most accurate and informative dialogue. You have answered so many questions for thousands of people. It turns me on so much to know there are women such as yourself enjoying the ultimate sexual experience.

I am a man who has enjoyed dogs mounting me for many years - over 70% of my life I have been involved with this wonderful practice. I have been knot tied many thousands of times by hundreds of dogs, even the biggest breeds. I find that the tie can last several hours. I guess it depends on the breed of dog and other factors. Personally, only the biggest knot will stay inside me for any length of time.

For those men out there interested in male dog on male human copulation, I would like to give a little instruction if I may. Also, any woman, for that matter, who might have an interest in anal service from a male dog, listen up.

You should first give your dog hand jobs to become familiar with his penis and get an idea how he would perform during the act of copulation.

To properly masterbate your dog, slide the outer sheath aling his shaft, giving full strokes. The dog should soon begin to hunch and squirt streams of thin doggie semen. Do not touch the exposed penis as this is injurious to the dog. Handle his cock by the sheath only.

As the dogs erection begins to grow, pull the sheath all the way back so that the knot forms outside the sheath. Continue to stroke him behind the knot, pulling slightly forward against the back of his knot. As long as you continue to do this you can keep him erect for a long time. I don’t recommend keeping his erection longer than 10 to 15 minuets at a time though. The exposed dog penis can become too dry and the surface capillaries will rupture. The surface of his penis will begin to ooze blood if exposed for too long a period of time. This is not about injury or abuse so please pay attention.

To make a dogs erection go away, gently toch it to cause irritation and discomfort. The dog will join in by licking his erection which actually causes pain to help the erection subside. Licking also moistens the highly sensitive tissue which must not become too dry.

If you are so inclined, a human tongue gently licking a dogs cock is soothing and stimulating for him. You can suck on his erection after he has stoped hunching. Don’t let him fuck your mouth, there is too much danger that one of your teeth could injure his penis.

You might find it enjoyable to lay on your back on the floor while positioning the dog above you so that his ejaculations will squirt onto your face. I like trying to catch the jets of semen in my mouth.

After you are familiar with your dog, you may feel ready to ‘get it on’.

Please dont try it with a real big dog at first. A German Shepherd is about the right size, and his performance is excellent.

GETTING INTO POSITION

I stronly advise getting down on your hands and knees to be mounted for anal copulation. It is the only way that works.

If the dog doesn’t mount you when you offer yourself to him, it is always best to have another person to help the dog get started.

If another person is not available, you can get down on all fours beside the dog, reach over and stroke his cock with your hand. When he begins to hunch, quickly get in front of him and back up under him. Place the top of your head flat on the floor for support and reach around with one hand to find his cock again. If you can’t reach it, keep trying to back up under him.

With the top of your head flat on the floor and your two knees forming three points of support, you can have two free arms to reach back and pull the dog forward into position. Hook both hands behind the back of his front legs to pull him forward. Get his cock into your hand as soon as you can reach it.

Once you have a hand on his cock and he is in position, simply stroke him in the manner you have become familiar. Let the erection begin to form slightly before guiding his penis to your opening. Let him enter you!

After a successful penetration get ready for a violent ride. It must be some kind of intense pleasure for the dog because once he gets his cock inside he goes wild. Be prepared to be plummeted. Keep your head flat on the floor for added support. Keep one hand on the floor whle reaching around with your other hand, keeping a hold in his penis.

You should prevent his knot from entering the first few times untill you become accustomed to the procedure. Prevent the knot from sliding in by keeping a firm grasp at the base of his shaft. The knot will soon become too large to go in and you can now safely let go of his cock.

Upon first enering you, flex your back muscles up and down, adjusting the angle of your rectum to exactly match the angle of his trusting penis.
I find that with legs spread slightly, my back arched toward the floor a little, leaning slightly forward withe the top of my head resting on the floor works real good. This is a perfect position for my dog to pump deep inside me. You will find the position that best suits you and your dog. Don’t try any method other than ‘doggy style’.

Also, with the top of my head resting flat on the floor, I can look back and watch my dogs tail and balls wildly flail forward and back as he hammers me. It is just insane.

After being punded a few tikmes by your dog, you may feel you are ready for the knot.

HOW TO GET KNOT TIED

Reach around with one hand and clamp the dogs sheath while he is trusting into you. You will be able to feel the knot with your hand. Wait untill his knot is big enough so that it will barely enter. Reach behind the knot with your fingers and push it in, coordinating your efforts with a forward lunge of the dogs copulation while alse rocking backward. With a little practice you will be become a real pro.
Trying to get the knot inside when it is too small could possibly allow it to escape back out and become to large while outside to ever get it back in again. Like I said, with a little practice it will go right in, and it ain’t gonna come out again. You will be hopelessly stuck together for the duration.

I love it when I feel the knot slide in and I just know it is stuck inside. I can feel it sink deeper and deeper as it grows in size. When you get knot tied, all the dogs semen is squirted inside. It is so insanely perfect.

All these comments remind me of a Qustion about pigs: If a pig has a corkscrew dick, then female pigs must have a threaded vagina. Based on that information, if the male pig has a left handed twisting dick, and a female pig has a right handed vagina, can they become crossthreaded?

wow you are so sick fuckers i have 2 dogs and a cat who is on my lap if i ever saw you near my fucking dogs i would get so big black guy with like a 30 inch cock to shove it your ass so you can see how it feels god sees you doing you like gay ass fuker shit i hope all of you animal fuckers eather cange you ways our rot in hell wear you will burn for what you did

Nirvana, nobody’s going to take you serious if you spelle licke thiz alov te thime. Try to finish kindergarden before mixing in adult matters!

Hey Nirvana, didn’t me and my dog take turns ass-fucking you at a gay & lesbian celebration? You were sucking some black guys dick that was at least 30 inches long.

I recently encounterd an event like these above
My frends were going out of town for a week an
ask me to take care of there dogs and water some
plants.They left me a key to the big barn,it was
out of town a little ways.Any way it was warm in
pm;so I wore those like silky shorts and T-shirt,
he never told me those two dogs were big an strong .I real frendly so I went in to the barn
I was on my hands and knees fixing a hose, when
one of ran real playfull, I did;t think nothing
of it,all of a sudden he was on my back humping
me,I thaught well he is playing,I a small guy
he put his two front paws around my wasit started
pulling me back to him, Next he reached back
pulled the center out of my shorts real fast
jumped back on top of me and I felt his hot cock
stabing around my ass, I moved around to get him
off of me when I raised my knees to get up
thats when he pulled real hard and his shaft
went in my ass it felt hot as pumped my ass faster, when he stoped I layed down ,there was
a little pain but I heard poping sound when he
pulled his huge cock out of my ass.
Don;t think that dogs can’t tell when your in a
certain place and they can get on top doggy
style. I didn’t tell any one, no one made him do it.

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are u pple crazy?…ITS A DOG…u know those things that have 4 legs and like to bite and tear up things. this is almost as crazy as having sex with a fucking cat. u pple need to get ur danm mine straight and if u so horny that u just HAVE to fuck an anilam why don’t u just call teh whore hot line like any other perverted bitch

well this is the most….disturbing…converstaion ever…but i do agree…its crazy to do shit like that with a dog. i mean its a fucking dog for hell’s sake.u know man’s best friend? not lonely house wife’s dog whore.if u really are that horny just call the fucking sex lines they have now a days gezz its the future guys we don’t need to use dogs for sexually pleasurement.

Let me see… Either I pay actual real life money to call/fuck some ugly ass girl to help me relief myself, or I buy/use a/my dog, which is also a protector, good friend and a real stud. Besides, who hasn’t ever done anything sexual with his or her best friend, be it yours or man’s.

Sincerely,
HP

i am a male with only a male dog. i jack him off and suck him and he wont hump me he licks me and thats all how can i get him to do it to me?

you cant. a male dog doesnt mount men because they know that your a man by your dick and doesnt want to mount a man for some reason.