Penis Soup
“Li Tong has made quite a name for himself in the restaurant business. But his success is based on more than just serving tasty food. The Hong Kong entrepreneur has scoured the world for special ingredients he claims can boost sexual performance. These ingredients all have one thing in common — they are all animal penises. Among them seal, deer, ostrich and snake penises that have been hunted for thousands of years for use in traditional Chinese medicine, particularly for erectile dysfunction. The key ingredient is either cut up and whipped into a soup, or eaten whole, and in Hong Kong they still feature high on the menu. ‘The customers always come back for more because this strengthens their bodies and improves sexual performance,’ says Li.” — CNN (US)
If this makes for better sex, it’s at the cost of a worse appetite (at least for those unaccustomed to such exotic cuisine). Accompanying the article is a photograph of snake penises that appear to have been deep-fried. They look kind of like turnips or maybe onion rings. To say that they need ketchup is an understatement, since it’s hard to imagine chomping them down like french fries. Especially since it is difficult to take the therapeutic claims seriously.
Then again, they may well be delicious. You don’t know till you try.
You do have to wonder, though, what constitutes the difference between sucking on an uncooked animal penis and eating a cooked one. At one point does bestiality become meat-eating, and vice-versa? Why is one a perversion and the other a delicacy? And how is it that men who would not put a live penis in their mouth feel comfortable chewing on a dead one? And are there also people who believe that you can cure frigidity by eating deep-fried vaginas?
I find the story to be in poor taste.
Amen, Gilda.
Poor taste, good taste, no taste. Fuck. The real question is how do they taste? And don’t say like chicken. I’ll bet they taste like Jew food. Carp. Bagels?
Who wrote this review? I hope whoever (he) is has correctly identified so-called women’s frigidity and is not making assumptions based on (his) own sexual would-be conquests. Though it does raise the question of eating pussy, er, consuming vagina, which is interesting.
But enough of the feminist crap! On to the animalist tip!
I’m thinking flesh is flesh and erectile tissue is some pretty muscular flesh and blah blah blah as far as taste goes. I’m just a little worried about the animals. I’m wondering if Li would still pursue animal cock if I severed his and ate it (I’m thinking diced and put in a tomato wrap with a sweet onion teriyaki sauce). That might save a few animals. Plus, I’d find out how human penis tastes. I’ll bet it’s not bad. I’ll bet Li wouldn’t like that any more than the snakes and seals he’s de-dicking. Or killing. Or whatever.
Oh, oh, I could be wrong, perhaps the animals don’t care and don’t have feelings and all that, but go ahead and try to cut off an ostrich’s penis. I’m betting you’d discover the bird wasn’t into the idea too much. It’s just kind of… instinctual. Call that ‘instinct’ if you like.
Whatever you called those sick assholes over in Hong Kong, and Korea and others that eat dogs. I love to suck on doggie dicks and doggie pussies and mate with them, even in their rear ends. But never could I ever kill one to eat it that way. Sick fucks, and they call me a sick fuck for screwing my dogs ??? Just look at those slant eyed bastards laughing as they take a sharp knife and slice it down the belly of a poor little Husky puppy, that one day would make a great lover, and not some damn dinner. To hear the puppy cry and scream in pain as it’s belly is being sliced open by those slant eyed fucks. They laugh as the puppy cries and bleeds all over the place. Piss on them, that’s why I don’t buy nothing from Korea. Dog killers. shoot them all. Should have nuced them years ago.
I bet your’e white haha because you are so stupid. Husky pup? Are you talking about “Faces of Death?” Because that family was Laos. “that’s why I don’t buy nothing from Korea” Haha, you dog fucker.
Yes, penis soup, especially ostrich’s penises can actually boost men’s sexual performance. There’s a reason why the Chinese have been hunting these penises for decades. Ostrich’s are quite known to be sexually active and they can have sex up to 10 times a day. I heard you can buy ostrich penises over the internet too .. they ‘re aphrodisiacs .. men’s sex enhancer tool :)
I think male cum is the best aphrodisiac. I crave for more sex as I take them; whether in mouth or in my pussy.
Anonymous is either a beastialist or a furre… or maybe even both
Hot dogs anybody, get your hot dogs here, extra, extra; extra cheap, extra sauce!
I guess that all hot dogs, are actually animal penises, or may be, a hot dog’s penis?
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