Comments on: Flavored Semen Patent

By: John Lovell

John Lovell — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 05:32:36 +0000

Here is a secret that has worked for me guys!! I get some a spoonful peanut butter and using a Q-tip, force it into the eye of the penis. When one cums, its amazing. The blockage causes the presure inside the penis to rise significantly, this results in the peanut butter and sperm mixing to form a tasty punch. The resulting ejaculation can become very dangerous, some women have ben left with holes to the back of their necks,etc.
Caution, urinate BEFORE inserting peanut butter. Too many toilet bowls have been broken this way!
Caution, Do Not Use more than 2 Tablespoonfull of peanut-butter on a penis that is less than 10 inches when erect.

By: Samj

Samj — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

i think that this is a great idea because I hate it when i give head and it tastes so salty! great invention@!

By: RandomChick

RandomChick — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

totally. my poor boyfriend doesn’t even get head from me because the taste causes an auto-wretching and i generally come *this* close to puking all over the place (and it’s not my boyfriend who has a specific problem, it’s been the same with all partners, so i just quit). something to make it taste good would be awesome!

By: Punk Monkey

Punk Monkey — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

I think this is great! I had heard that pineapple can make it taste better. maybe this would help me get more falatio! Wonderfull!!

By: Samurai

Samurai — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 19:00:00 +0000

I like the idea of my not offending my partner when it happens. I’d really like to think of her enjoying me when I came…