“The original website of Calcutta Police has become a Canadian pornographic site offering ‘adult entertainment.’ [After the town changed the spelling of its domain name,] the men in uniform never bothered to keep track of the old site or cancel the domain to prevent misuse. Probably, used to the laidback ways of the state, none of them thought that anyone would hack into a police website to launch a business in adult entertainment!” — The Statesman (India)

As the net bubble continues to burst and abandoned domain names fall into disrepair, this sort of misdirection is bound to increase in frequency. In fact, law-enforcement web sites make perfect front-ends for sites dedicated to certain kinds of sexual proclivities — BDSM, for example. People who like to be tied up might find that the seemingly genuine URL in the address field of their web browser adds realistic detail to their fantasies of submission.

In fact, it is quite probable that people with fetishes for uniforms already masturbate to the web sites of local police and fire departments. This is one of the many ways in which the internet has provided an unintended stimulus to alternate sexualities. There are people with fetishes for the most varied things, and thus every picture on the internet — whether it shows a policeman or a TeleTubby or a doorknob — is a potential source of sexual gratification.

Probably law-enforcement agencies would be smart to capitalize on this seemingly unwanted web traffic. Porn-makers often fake dramatic situations in their films, so why shouldn’t cops — whose work veers between long hours of boredom and tense moments of drama — consider making porn? The film-making would fill their dead hours, and the resulting products could be distributed through their web sites. It has to be a better way of raising money than the Police Benevolent Association.

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