If you’re going to have any type of phone sex through your cordless phone, make sure your cordless phone is digital, otherwise your little electronic tryst may become the entertainment of some of your nosy, scanner totin’ neighbors! :)

doug… i don’t think that’s what it means… the physical vibrations of the cell phone feels nice in one’s front pocket *hint hint* *wink wink*

good tip, though.

damn,.. I only have an hour of talk time on my phone anyways.. could you imagine if the manufacturers had to come up with a new catagory… your new motorola xxx1280 has two hours of talk time or an estimated 15 minutes of continuous Vibe-alicous Sexual mitigation. (now for the lawyer speak) the motorola xxx1280 is for use inside of the body and motorola implies not guaruntee phisycal or implied as to its use inside the body, it is not water proof, may cause electrical shock, keep out of the hands of small children, parakeets, and gerbils. Please do not use anally, there are enough assholes on these phones anyway!

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